omnipresent

Panties are an omnipresent issue.
by Kelsey June 19, 2003
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jurgon

a small, and witty tennis player. He's of a family from china. He is my buddy, and despite my buddiness towards him, i can't help but laugh at him, i can't understand if it's what he's wearing or all the fun times we've had, to pull a "jurgon" would be to do something totaly stupid, and totaly black. such things could include: walking like a penguin, eating eggs with soysauce, and eating xbox games---don't ask ;)
laura: "hey how are u"
me: "good, i want to cover my car in hellokitty stickers."
laura: "OMG, ur dumb, such jurgon muck."
by kelsey November 30, 2004
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void

god Mikey your being such an asshole, VOID!
by Kelsey August 02, 2004
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blatts

diarrhea or shitting because of something you ate.
ohh man, those fries gave me the blatts...
by kelsey June 07, 2004
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excuse my french

when u cuss but there are little virgin ears around u and u dont want them to think u r a bad person
o man i fell down the stairs. it hurt like the first time i fucked. o excuse my french
by kelsey September 29, 2003
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buck

"Okay kids, there better be a lot of bucking going on tonight"
by Kelsey July 01, 2005
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