25 definition by kelsey

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eight hours of pure awesomeness radiating from on one of the 5 stages occupied by incredible bands.
kid 1: dude where'd ya get that awesome teeshirt, meet taking back sunday, hookup with some hott girl, mosh, crowd surf, eat shitty food & sweat!?

kid 2: warped tour man. c'mon.
by kelsey March 05, 2005

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talk show where ppl go when they can figure out there own shitty lives. usually cat fights occur on this show.
"im going on jerry springer cuz bob is cheating on me and he is the daddy of my baby!"
by kelsey April 05, 2005

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british term for bullshit
Take a step outside the city
And turn around
Take a look at what you are
It is revolting
You're really nowhere
So wasteful
So foolish
Poppycock
-Nirvana, "Turnaround"
by kelsey March 28, 2004

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When someone farts, comes from England, kinda.
Did someone just trump?
by Kelsey April 05, 2005

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hmb
slang abbreviation for "hit me back." usually used in texting and ims.
yo, kid. hmb. peace...
by kelsey April 06, 2005

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always around, always present
Panties are an omnipresent issue.
by Kelsey June 19, 2003

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sex (duhh) or anything close to that... like horny, ect.
u make me wanna lala
in the kitchen on the floor
i'll be ur french maid
when i meet u at the door
im like an alley cat
drink the milk up
i want more
u make me wanna scream!
by kelsey April 05, 2005

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