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A person or group of fans of right-wing hard rocker Ted Nugent who mimick him in every conceivable way (usually minus the long hair), meaning they are:
-redneck republicans
-closed minded christians or catholics (meaning they are very homophobic)
-Hunters very much against vegetarianism/veganism and animal rights
-Defensive of Nugent's anti drugs and alcohol stance, even though many are heavy drinkers.
-in denial about Nugent avoiding the draft in the late sixties
Aside from a perfect example of the Republican Party not being able to think for themselves, they are also just as stupid as Beliebers, though not as annoying, not as large numbers, and most of them are actually full grown men in their fourties or fifties.
-redneck republicans
-closed minded christians or catholics (meaning they are very homophobic)
-Hunters very much against vegetarianism/veganism and animal rights
-Defensive of Nugent's anti drugs and alcohol stance, even though many are heavy drinkers.
-in denial about Nugent avoiding the draft in the late sixties
Aside from a perfect example of the Republican Party not being able to think for themselves, they are also just as stupid as Beliebers, though not as annoying, not as large numbers, and most of them are actually full grown men in their fourties or fifties.
Nugentard: We need Nugent as president and not another faggot loving, anti-american pussy democrat who's probably a Jew or Atheist.
Normal person: Dude you've become a total Nugentard since you started listening to Ted Nugent, so go live with the other rednecks who can't think for themselves.
Normal person: Dude you've become a total Nugentard since you started listening to Ted Nugent, so go live with the other rednecks who can't think for themselves.
by Gaaraofthedamned December 28, 2010
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Multiple factors have contributed to the downfall of school effectiveness, including (but not limited to):
*Teachers that treat students like they're more stupid than they really are
*Schoolboards and administrations that are more concerned with what the students are wearing than what they are learning
*Textbooks so boring and poorly written they make the worst parts of the bible look like the Harry Potter books
*Students who take out their frustrations with the school system on other students, making it hard for anyone to look forward to going
*Assignments, tests, and grading systems that make students start worrying about the smallest, most insignificant things.
Multiple factors have contributed to the downfall of school effectiveness, including (but not limited to):
*Teachers that treat students like they're more stupid than they really are
*Schoolboards and administrations that are more concerned with what the students are wearing than what they are learning
*Textbooks so boring and poorly written they make the worst parts of the bible look like the Harry Potter books
*Students who take out their frustrations with the school system on other students, making it hard for anyone to look forward to going
*Assignments, tests, and grading systems that make students start worrying about the smallest, most insignificant things.
Schools are really now nothing but prisons that let you go home every day-so long as you return the next.
by GaaraoftheDamned January 27, 2013
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Named after Republican presidential candidate Rick Perry's infamous video/ad of the same name.
Named after Republican presidential candidate Rick Perry's infamous video/ad of the same name.
Rick Perry lover: If we want to fix our economy, we need to stop giving welfare to the minority races.
Normal guy: Oh no he's gone Rick Perry Strong! Quick let's get him to a psychiatrist before he starts talking about making his religion and homophobia mandatory.
Normal guy: Oh no he's gone Rick Perry Strong! Quick let's get him to a psychiatrist before he starts talking about making his religion and homophobia mandatory.
by Gaaraofthedamned January 2, 2012
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I wouldn't want to live in Virgin, Utah. The right to keep and bear arms should be a choice, not a requirement.
by Gaaraofthedamned May 26, 2012
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by GaaraoftheDamned December 14, 2012
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A great song indeed. Sadly most kids today only know about it due to it's use on an episode of "Family Guy".
A great song indeed. Sadly most kids today only know about it due to it's use on an episode of "Family Guy".
Kid A: What are you listening to?
Kid B: Surfin' Bird
Kid A: Sweet! Which version, The Trashmen or The Ramones?
Kid B: Ummm...Peter Griffin's?
Kid A: You mean The Trashmen's version.
Kid B: No I'm pretty sure this is Peter's
Kid A: *sigh* Never mind. *to self* That's why I'm fine with Futurama
Kid B: Surfin' Bird
Kid A: Sweet! Which version, The Trashmen or The Ramones?
Kid B: Ummm...Peter Griffin's?
Kid A: You mean The Trashmen's version.
Kid B: No I'm pretty sure this is Peter's
Kid A: *sigh* Never mind. *to self* That's why I'm fine with Futurama
by Gaaraofthedamned August 17, 2011
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This show represents all that is wrong with American society and why many people from other parts of the world think of us all as a bunch of idiot, redneck hicks.
This show represents all that is wrong with American society and why many people from other parts of the world think of us all as a bunch of idiot, redneck hicks.
Here Comes Honey Boo Boo has got to be one of the worst ideas in the history of TV. When that poor girl hits her teens she's gonna realize how stupid her past TV life was and either kill herself or commit to a life of hard drugs and/or prostitution.
by GaaraoftheDamned January 6, 2013
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