Gaaraofthedamned's definitions

The Boat that Rocked

An awesome 2009 Rock music comedy that is horribly underrated. Known as "Pirate Radio" in the U.S., the film is about a group of Renegade Rockers in the 1960s broadcasting Rock n' Roll to the people of Britan all day, every day in a boat off the coast of Britan, when most stations only played jazz. The team is lead by an American DJ simply known as The Count (Phillip Seymour Hoffman). The music and antics attract the attention of Minister Dormandy (Kenneth Branaugh), who plans to shut them down.

Unsuprisingly the film is inspired by the pirate radio stations of the 1960s. The film was laregly panned by critics but is an overall awesome film that you should give a chance (at least) before you die.

I don't feel like watching "The Dark Knight". Let's watch "The Boat that Rocked" instead.

by Gaaraofthedamned January 4, 2011

Kill La Kill

Perhaps the most popular anime of 2014. Known for fight scenes and high amounts of fanservice.

Take everything that makes Gurren Lagann so epic and everything that makes Fooly Cooly so bizzare and you've got Kill La Kill.

by GaaraoftheDamned May 10, 2014

Chicago

The largest city in Illinois, and the state's unofficial capital. One of the greatest cities in the country, and probably the world. Sure, maybe we're not as flashy or glamorous as New York or L.A., but Chicago is a beautiful place and if you spent one day in the city you'd see why it's residents love it.

There's always something to do in Chicago, so don't go knocking it until you've seen it for yourself.

by GaaraoftheDamned March 10, 2013

Rick Santorum

A fucking chickenshit facist. Believes the government should interfere with every aspect of every citizen's personal lives in order to shape the Country to relfect his-and only his-personal views, which would basically mean making it mandatory for all U.S. citizens to become practicing Christians. Was also the first major name in the 2012 Presidential Campaign to propose a ban on Porn-which the Supreme Court would've obviously declared unconstitutional (unless he appointed only his fellow Conservative Bible thumpers).

Rick Santorum hates freedom. Plain and simple.

by GaaraoftheDamned November 29, 2012

The Crimson Ghost

There are two potential definitions for crimson ghost:

A. A classic Horror film from 1946.

B. The title character of the above mentioned film.

C. The mascot for the horror punk group The Misfits, who adapted it from the above mentioned movie. It is featured on most of their merchandise and on most of their CDs/Singles. Due to it's dark look a lot of people wear it without knowing much, if anything, about the band.

Kid A: Hey did you ever see the movie The Crimson Ghost.

Kid B: I heard about it, but right now all I know is that it's the logo for The Misfits.

by Gaaraofthedamned December 29, 2010

Nice things

Things we can't have for a number of reasons.

Oh goddamnit man this is why we can't have nice things!!!!!

by Gaaraofthedamned September 17, 2011

Trapped in the Closet

1. When an LGBT person is prevented from coming out, largely due to pressures from family, religion, or any other outside source that may look down on anything other than heterosexuality.

2. A 33-chapter hip hopera by R. Kelly about an infidelity that quickly spirals out of control

3. Perhaps South Park's most controversial episode, which sees Scientologists praising Stan as the reincarnation of L. Ron Hubbard (the title is a parody of R. Kelly's above mentioned hip hopera). While acclaimed by fans and critics (even being nominated for an Emmy), the episode remains controversial in the eyes of scientologists and is believed to have caused Isaac Hayes to leave the show.

1. I remember being trapped in the closet. It ain't easy being gay in a rural bible belt town.

2. My dad told me of a one night stand that almost turned into Trapped in the Closet

3. Trapped in the Closet is my favorite South Park episode

by gaaraoftheDamned February 18, 2014