Skip to main content
jourdon is super hot. he always knows the freshest memes around. dankest meme lord in the country. his memes make him famous. he doesn't meme often, but when he does it's amazing. he truly is a meme lord.
"jourdon just made the dankest meme. come check it out."
jourdon by ChocaLaca February 2, 2018
Words you can keep
A bad motha fucka period.
Run its Jourdon
Jourdon by Mrfosheezy November 22, 2021
Related Words
Jourdan is a sweet, loving person. He’s great at poetry and knows exactly how to sweep you off of your feet. He may not always know what to say, but he has his own special way of showing you that he loves you. Jourdan is a very intelligent, funny, laid back person. He’s very shy to new people but once he gets to know them, he's quite funny and loves to crack jokes. Not only is he a great boyfriend, he's a very loyal friend.
Man, Jourdan is such a great person.
Jourdan by cherrypannightcore February 6, 2015
Johrdon is a nice and caring person. They always look out for others before themselves. They always know how to make you laugh, even on accident. Johrdon has an AMAZING sense of style, they can rock any outfit. Johrdon is very likable. They’re everyone’s friend! Johrdon is a very smart, intellectual person. They always know what to say and do. Johrdon is also very TRUSTWORTHY. You can tell them anything and you’ll be guaranteed your secret is safe with them. They can be stubborn sometimes, but that’s what makes them Johrdon! Johrdon is the absolute most sweetest person you will ever meet. They will always be there for you, no matter what. Johrdon always defends their opinion, standing up for themself. Johrdon is a go with the flow type of person, ready for anything. Johrdon can be very awkward at times, but they always keep the conversation going. Johrdon is the type of person who will always try to make you smile. Just thinking of them will they will make you smile. Johrdon is an amazing friend. Johrdon is a warm person. Johrdon’s stupid jokes will always get you to laugh, even if they aren’t funny. Overall, Johrdon is just this person you will always be comfortable with, and that you will want to be around.
“Johrdon”
“:)”
Johrdon by loser11 May 6, 2020
very ambitous and never quick to judge, has been hurt in the past but have a very forgiving heart but tends never to forget.

jourdins like to look beyond the big picture, they like to question things as well as adventure, they like a challenge and love to stir up the fire.

they tend to be very humble and not realize that they have will someday have all they have ever wanted.

they never give up and are in for the long hual.
jourdin jordin jourdien jorden
jourdin by beach21507 February 3, 2010
Jourdan is a beautiful girl She's very pretty,smart ,athletic and attractive .She will go far in life. She's a girl that not everyone one likes but fits in with a certain type of people.She has the most gorgeous eyes and a very lovely personality.She's someone who has a very great smile. She often picks the wrong crowd. Jourdan is a very sweet girl.But, Jourdan is the most attractive girl you will ever meet .
I would love to be Jourdan
Jourdan by Simplyaqueen September 19, 2016
a creature of such beauty it can not be from this earth

a woman with such sex appeal micheal jackson would rise from the grave at the thought of her voluptuous curves

someone who walks the earth with the knowledge that there is nothing or no one better, sexier, funnier or downright cooler than they are.
Sam: hey! did you just talk to Jourdyn? Lindsey: yeah, she's only the coolest person in the world and my life wouldn't be worth living if i didn't talk to her everyday
Jourdyn by kkaattii February 7, 2010
More from Urban Dictionary
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
Next