by pinky_toe February 18, 2010
A nub is a version of noob, except a nub is when someone has been doing something for a long period of time and is still stupid and has no clue what they are doing.
Jake: That teacher is a nub...
Shannah: yeah i know, shes been doing this for like what, 30 years? And she claims she knows how to put a computer back together.
Shannah: yeah i know, shes been doing this for like what, 30 years? And she claims she knows how to put a computer back together.
by Shann`uh September 23, 2007
(Noun) A small bump. Somethings that are usually referred to as nubs include, but are not limited to: A not fully erect penis; A small penis; a small bump on any person or thing.
by Trashist January 12, 2017
Nub is another word for Noob, meaning new at game, Nub doesnt mean you are new it just means you look new to the name because you suck at it.
by 7oSeven September 13, 2020
by Nubmaster69 May 07, 2021
The outline of a man's genitalia often seen due either to the owner of said nub's shorts being too tight or an awkward arrangement having been made of the shaft and/or sac. Common signs of a Nub are when you see what looks as though it is a miniature erection. This is not to be mistaken with an actual erection because in no way is the owner of the nub aroused, often times he is more embarrassed for his poor choice in shorts or placement of shaft. There currently is no known cure for chronic nub syndrome other than to invest in new clothes, start a new habit of placement, or to find friends who enjoy such sights.
-Cross Country Team Practice With Short shorts-
The Coach- "Alright boys sweats off, go run 10miles"
Runner- *taking off his sweats to reveal his new pair of shorts* "alright coach, lets do this!"
Team Member- *noticing his nub immediately* "no way your going out there like that! Your packing the biggest nub ive seen in years!"
Coach- "It's called self-respect! Put your sweats back on, your off the team! No one wants to see that shit."
The Coach- "Alright boys sweats off, go run 10miles"
Runner- *taking off his sweats to reveal his new pair of shorts* "alright coach, lets do this!"
Team Member- *noticing his nub immediately* "no way your going out there like that! Your packing the biggest nub ive seen in years!"
Coach- "It's called self-respect! Put your sweats back on, your off the team! No one wants to see that shit."
by Chaboooy February 10, 2014
When someone is acting stupid, and or retarded and won't stop. Getting on someone's nerves for acting like a child, or just trying to be annoying, and will not act serious
by nubbin6969 April 29, 2011