Joshism

1. noun.
A word or phrase that is not colloquial language. Examples include the following: Guyganchuous, Hugeons, Most Kosh, Ricky Tic, Cheap Charlie, Jimmy-Jammy, Dunky-Dunk, Thub Nars and Nub Nuggets, Duka-Duka, Doody-Doo’s, Man-Package, My silk boxers rubbing against Jimmy-Joe, Nook-a-Nozzie, I will pee on his leg, I may be going to a naughty-naughty place, Dad-gom Dangerous, Dees, Doughts, Dessims, Dizzims, Dwims, Dwems, That thingy, Thing a ma giggy, Doo Hickie, Hootie Hoo, She has a nice pooper.

2. noun.
Words or phrases from urban dictionary used as colloquial language.

You do not understand, because he used another Joshism.

Joshism by James Bond SOON SOON KEY June 22, 2008

Joshism

Used when someone close to you, particularly if they are a close friend, just says and does dumb things.

An example of a Joshism would be your friend leaving the car running during a football game in which you had to walk 3 miles to the stadium before he realizes the car is still on and could easily be stolen.

Joshism by Low T September 9, 2020

Joshism

Doing or saying something Josh would say. Usually a catchy phrase or a verbal stim.

"Marge!... Oh Homie"
"Based"
"Bet"
"My bad slime"
"for real on god"
"inshallah"
"Are you sure about that?"
"I can quit smoking whenever I like"
"...Thats another joshism"

Joshism by OrionH April 15, 2025

Josism 

Noun; Jose-is-m.

A religion of where the people of the Josist faith believe that Joseph Gordon-Levitt is their god.

Creation: Joseph created the universe. The water, the trees, and the air we breathe was all crafted from his skill and natural talent.

Trinity: Although Josism primarily consists of the main god Joesph Gordon-Levitt, there are a three sub-gods included within this religion. Robbie Kruse control and Yoann Gourcuff are football gods and Josh Thomas is the god of both cute and humour. Quite like Christianity, Joseph also has an illegitimate son named Chris although he isn't as significant in the Josist faith. Josism believes both in the existence of a single God and that Chris was God, two doctrines which occasionally threaten to contradict each other. This is solved by the idea of the Trinity: Jose is one, but also four persons. Those four persons are Jose the father, Jose the son, Jose the cute and humorous and Jose the footballer.

Redemption: Josism was initially begun in the dreams of people all over the globe in which during the 1980's their god would be born and help reedeem humanity from its sins. Joseph was born on February 17, 1981 which is now globally known as Jomakkah. Joseph also stars in films such as Inception and (500) Days of Summer when he is not busy being the god of the Josists.

Person 1: Are you religious?
Person 2: Yes, are you familiar with JGL? He is my lord and I worship him as I am a dedicated believer of Josism.

Josism by iwuvchris November 28, 2010

joshish 

the act of getting joshish

You are really joshish tonight.

joshish by The Josh September 21, 2004

Joshusmustyhaircut 

A swag person

“Hey do you like joshusmustyhaircut”
“Ew emo ***”

Joshusmustyhaircut by Totally_notjoshu420 February 22, 2021

Joshim 

Shithead

Joshim is a Shithead

Joshim by ccrossan04 November 2, 2020