Josied 

the term given when a person goes "on the piss". It usually involves the consumption of copious amounts of alchohol, followed by fist shaking outbursts accentuated by loud roars, the greatest of dance moves, black outs, random text tattoos on no-no places and of course the morning after vomits!

Ted "So are you going on the piss tonight or what?"
Bill " Oh yeah I am definitely getting Josied tonight!"

Josied by fingermoustache July 8, 2010

josiesexual 

Someone who is sexually attracted to Josie Saltzman and Simps over her

Omg Hope was having sex dreams about Josie, she has too be Josiesexual

josiesexual by Josie simp 😏 December 30, 2020

Josie

Bright, fun loving, crazy, and absolutely hilarious are just some of the things that describe Josie. She's fun to be around and is the light of the party. She brings out the best in everyone in ever situation.

Josie doesn't really like to admit she's wrong, but that's just a minor personality aspect that is left behind and forgotten.

Josie is like a magnet- she attracts people to her with just a flash of her smile or her kind laugh. She's beautiful on the inside, though she doesn't know it.

Josie's BFF: I wish he would notice me, just like everyone notices you, Josie!
Josie: Wait a second. I can handle this.
Guy 1: Hey Josie!
Josie: Hi! Hey, do you see that girl over there? My BFF
Guy 1: Yeah...
Josie: Don't you think she's pretty?
Guy 1: Well yeah, actually she's more than pretty, I um...
Josie: Go talk to her
LATER: Josie: There you go!
Josie's BFF: You're such a Josie. Thanks.

Josie by SashaDaDragon May 25, 2017

Josie

Will love you forever if you bring her food and/or play with her hair

Message From Josie:

😘😘😊😘😘😘

Josie by ZammmTruth May 21, 2016

Josie

a badass girl who loves talking and having fun. sometimes she can get sad and when she does, watch her. mostly have blue or green eyes. when she's mad she is MAD. loves cuddling and play fighting, and can never make up her mind for shit.

josie name

Josie by chickentickler December 25, 2013

Josie

Josie. she's a girl you dream about every night. the most amazingly perfect girl. if you look into her eyes you will see that she is an angel and that you could never compare any girl to her. she's STUNNING and every guy wishes that they could have her. she's sweet, funny, but sometimes, she doesn't realize that her perfect guy could be right in front of her the while time and all she had to do is give him one chance, to show how much he loves her.

"Damn. she could be the one. I think she's a Josie."

Josie by The Wishful Thinker January 9, 2014

Josie

The funniest, cutest, smartest girl I know. She is the best girlfriend I've ever had. When I am feeling sad or depressed I just think of her face. Josie if very smart and athletic and you can rely on her to be an awesome friend. She has some awesome jokes and her laugh is beautiful. All you need to do to feel like the luckiest person in the world is to look straight into her beautiful eyes. She has the most beautiful smile and the most beautiful personality in the world. I'm just so lucky to have her in my life.

If you ever meet Josie you will be so happy.

beautiful awesome cute athletic josie

Josie by Avery0103 minecraft master January 17, 2013