Joshed

When someone makes a ridiculous claim (usually about sports) and a buddy tries to get that person to bet on said ridiculous claim to screw them out of money.

Guy 1: Aaron Rogers is so good! I bet he throws 100 touchdowns this year!
Guy 2: No way! I bet you $100 he doesn't!
Guy 3: Man Guy 1... Guy 2 totally Joshed you!!!

by NorsemanMN January 4, 2015

Joshed

When you cum without touching yourself...

Guy1: Dude that girl was so fucking hot, I Joshed all over myself.

Guy2: I know! Same here man!

Girl overhearing convo: EWWW

by TheNoTouchyCummer October 12, 2009

Joshed

The act of randomly leaving a group and then blaming the group for them leaving.

Bruce: You guys suck!
*Bruce has left the group
James: Wow he Joshed us!

by Amazing_Tangerine March 11, 2015

Joshed

When someone tells you a seemingly true, totally believable lie and then berates you when you believe him.

Josh: Did you know both of my parents are left-handed?
Me: Really? That's weird .
Josh: No! You fucking idiot! You're so gullible.

Me: Damn it, I got Joshed.

by Holehearted June 11, 2018

Joshed

To be stared at by a ginger. Usually in a creepy way

Grant got joshed in class today

"Daniel joshed my little sister"

by jackhammer300 April 15, 2014

Joshed

Being lied to all the mother fucking time

Yo man you mother fuckin just joshed me cause I killed her after she slept with my nigga.

by Ppinme69 March 19, 2015

Joshed

Verb
The action of uncontrollable diarrhea leading to spraying a restroom toilet, wall, floors and anything else in the surrounding "spray zone" usually brought on by poor diet and or alcohol.

Can someone call maintenance it looks like we've been Joshed again.

by Prosciutto Diparma May 16, 2018