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Jorgasmic

Used to describe the orgasmic quality of tortilla (spanish omelette) made by Jorge F, the magician, not the model.
WOW! That omelette was Jorgasmic!!
by Sroze876786 July 16, 2011
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orgasmic event

When someone has an orgasm so intense it is a life-changer. In a 1999 field study of 125 people who had experienced a climax of this magnitude, 15 died of heart attacks during the orgasm, 32 swore a lifetime of devotion to their lover, 43 swore a lifetime of devotion to their hand, 23 committed suicide convinced they had experienced the ultimate thrill life could give them, 11 began touring as motivational speakers, and one decided he was going to watch the Britney Spears video "Baby, One More Time" one more time to see if he could replicate his orgasmic event. Less than a minute into the video he had a seizure and died en route to the hospital.
(from "My Date With Giganti Tongue") ...her heart skipped, she held her breathe, THERE, oh my. She felt her soul fluttering from her body in ecstasy. Her limbs shuddered and she rode the orgasm like James Bond rode the tidal wave caused by the collapsed iceberg in the one where Halle Berry wore a bikini but was trapped in that igloo by the mad Korean. Hummingbirds peppered her heart with kisses and she felt higher than Cheech and Chong at a Grateful Dead concert in a jet flying over Mount Everest. And then, as the orgasmic event slowly subsided, there was that ultimate moment of clarity when suddenly she felt she could prove Einstein's Theory of Relativity was a load of horseshit.
by theinstigator January 13, 2014
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orgasmic erection

The word orgasmic erection refers to the great feeling of pleasure you get when you get an erection and it feels so good you have an orgasm or great pleasure. Loud noises may be associated with orgasmic erections.
Ex 1: My girlfriend thinks it is weird that I moan during an orgasmic erection.
Ex 2: My girlfriend was rubbing against my dick so hard she gave me an orgasmic erection.
Ex 3: Is it bad if my dick turns blue when i have an orgasmic erection?
by dickface457457 April 22, 2015
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orgasmic shock

When a male ejaculates multiple times a day, causing the heart to stop at another climax.
During Destroy Dick December, Toby nutted so hard he went into orgasmic shock and died in his mom's water bed!
by Swagertooth Tiger November 13, 2017
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status orgasmicus

A multi-orgasmic state in which each orgasm occurs immediately after the previous one resulting in a non-stop orgasm. Usually occurs only in women.
She is capable of status orgasmicus.
by markb1121 December 4, 2009
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orgasmic white boy

A caucasian male who tends to have irregular orgasms. May or may not be under the influence.
Regular Boy: Hey, man.
Orgasmic White Boy: EHH Hey, AHHH whats up? UUUUUUGGHH.
by Kay Sur February 6, 2009
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Orgasmic Light

Light flashes seen during orgasm
Oh the lights Oh the lights Oh the lights! I am seeing Orgasmic Light
by saltlick April 12, 2011
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