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Used to describe a Finnish male kid, (Brit. Eng. "Chav" but male), usually drinks energy drinks by EuroShopper, abbreviated ES. Plays coin machines, wears a cap, is a white male between ages 12-15, over uses curse words and tries to act 'cool'
Jonne: "Hey two packs of smokes and one energy drink"
Cashier: "Sorry, we do not accept library cards as I.D."
Jonne by ylilauta November 23, 2011
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Jonne Aaron 

Fronts the Finnish band Negative.
Angelic, beautiful...he will crush your soul.
Any man who used to work in a Kindergarten by day and perform with his band at night deserves fame! Jonne Aaron = an amazing human being.
Jonne Aaron by Negativity April 15, 2006
Being wasted beyond belief, punking everything that walks, trying to fight anyone even when you know you'll lose, over and over and over again.
(wake up in a boat of the Gulf of Mexico no matter where you're from) "Wow, I was so jonned last night!"
Jonned by Afro Jew April 24, 2010

Jonne Aaron 

The frontman of a Finnish love rock band Negative.
Love is right now
so don't close your heart
I've been waiting
all my life
for this moment of our love
with you
Jonne Aaron by zithie October 2, 2004

jonnecia 

Jonnecia is very smart and talented she gets wet as a river not a messy girl but please don’t tempt her.
Oh look at that jonnecia
jonnecia by Carlous October 7, 2018
Usually a 9-15 year old elementary or upper school boy. Jonne is recognized by e.g. idiotic behavior, abundant gaming and drinking energy drinks. In addition, some people go to the internet and they play games often they freak out. The Jonne step in life usually ends in time. There are many types of Jonne and there is no specific definition. Jonne is widely used as a bullying word.
Once again, the freaking Jonne was in our parking lot.
Again the Jonne came to flex when i was playing video games.
Jonne by Sensei Fu September 11, 2019
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