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A sick geeza with a humungous horse cock. Will steal ya bitch. Ya mum and ya sister for fun. Mess with a Jonjoe and he’ll shit in ur toilet lock the door and climb out the window unflushed left to stink for years. His dick game is immense and will clap anyone on a modern warfare shoot house snipe off. Big up Hillary Clinton. Fuck the Jews
JONJOES a sick guy
Jonjoe by Saskias,as November 22, 2021
The nicest, prettiest, sweetest, most kawaii form of a little otaku girl. A JohJoe is usually spotted on facebook, in Hastings, or at a store such as hot topic. A JohJoe is also a cunning thing. Don't be fooled, she looks like she's 6, but she's 14. She isn't always hyper and happy, and she will kill you in the blink of an eye. Overall, a very lovable creature.
A) \Nice JohJoe\
"I baked you cookies :3"
"Awww, thanks JohJoe"

B) \Evil JohJoe\
*clapclap* -insert accused lover's name here-
"Fuckyouguys."
o.o
JohJoe by payback'sabitch. November 24, 2010

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Something you type super fast (on a computer) or say super fast (with your mouth) when you are bored need something to do.
Teacher: You finished your homework! Now you may sit quietly for an hour!
Student: JOEJOEJOEJOEJOEJOEJOEJOEJOEJOEJOEJOEJOEJOEJOEJOEJOEJOEJOEJOEJOEJOEJOEJOE
Synoniem voor joint
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jonkoe by Jonkoeblower April 18, 2016
A definition spawned from the series Jojo's Bizarre Adventure. Due to the series nature of naming everything after classic rock and other musical references, a lot of fans are introduced to new music they normally wouldn't have listened to. To be "Jojoed" is to have the comment section of said song/band raided with comments after a new reference is made, much to the announce of the "Classic" fans that were there before the reference occurred. Not necessarily a bad thing as it introduces people to new music but can be irritating in some extreme cases. Typically occurs in 2 waves, one small when it's referenced in the manga and another in the anime
"Highway star" by "Deep Purple" was recently jojoed after fans of the anime flooded it's comment section.
A name given to an extremely sexy dude who knows how to party.
His name shall be Jojoe and he will be the coolest guy on Earth
Jojoe by ladiesman1364 October 25, 2010
Johnjoe is of Irish origin and means "Jewel".

Johnjoe's are sweet, charming and generous. Their name is unique and rare just like them, they have a great personality and have many friends. J, JJ <3, Johnny, John, Joe, Joey are just a list of nicknames. Johnjoe is a great friend and a even better boyfriend. They are are more logical then creative and are good with numbers. oh and lastly they are incredibly handsome!
1st Person: Who is that handsome boy?

2nd Person (replying): That is Johnjoe!
Johnjoe by Hawkbutterfly2325 October 9, 2020
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