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A very sexy guy! sweet and awww.. loveable n gorgeous n downright do-able!
ooo ur such a jonjon! ;)
JonJon by emmy May 27, 2004
Words you can keep
Jonjon : to do something simple and turn it into an epic result...either in a good way, bad way or... both.
Larry: Jon sure jonjon ed that Meyerson account.
Bill: what happened?
Fred : well, he lost us the Meyerson account...bbut now Mr.Witherspoon wants our business.
All: He really Jonjon it up.
JonJon by jack m. hill July 21, 2014
jonjon is a boy
jonjon by layismental February 1, 2026

Cranking Dat JonJon 

Cumming into handful of toilet paper or paper towels, and then throwing it at the girls back so that is splatters and sticks to her back.
I'm thinking about Cranking Dat JonJon on mah gurl tonightt!!
Cranking Dat JonJon by mouseftw. January 18, 2009

HbK.JonJon 

HbK.JonJon is the coolest person you will ever meet, they call him the hoe snatcher, meaning he will take anybody’s girl, he is a very funny guy who has a great personality, he is really good in the bed and all of the girls want them a piece of HbK.JonJon, but he only gives the good looking ones a chance, but he will be happy to be friends with anybody because he is just a nice, outgoing person.
Forget everything else I just wish I could be just like HbK.JonJon !!
HbK.JonJon by Minor24 September 19, 2021

Magical prince jonjon 

Jonjon is a magical prince VTuber who is a tentacle obsessed furry. Jonjon is an old man who's married to a lovely wife named wifey.
Wifey dose not know about jonjons tentacle obsession or that he is indeed a furry.
Jonjon has three modes cat boy, cat, and dumpling. You can throw tentacles at all three and he will hate it.
Ya know, magical prince jonjon he's a tentacle obsessed purple cat boy.

Jonkonf'y 

Consensual soft kissing (in Klingon)
Torak looked deep into K'Paak's eyes endlessly yearning to Jonkonf'y.
Jonkonf'y by flagelin February 19, 2015
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
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