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Jonjon : to do something simple and turn it into an epic result...either in a good way, bad way or... both.
Larry: Jon sure jonjon ed that Meyerson account.
Bill: what happened?
Fred : well, he lost us the Meyerson account...bbut now Mr.Witherspoon wants our business.
All: He really Jonjon it up.
JonJon by jack m. hill July 21, 2014
jonjon is a boy
jonjon by layismental February 1, 2026

Cranking Dat JonJon 

Cumming into handful of toilet paper or paper towels, and then throwing it at the girls back so that is splatters and sticks to her back.
I'm thinking about Cranking Dat JonJon on mah gurl tonightt!!
Cranking Dat JonJon by mouseftw. January 18, 2009

HbK.JonJon 

HbK.JonJon is the coolest person you will ever meet, they call him the hoe snatcher, meaning he will take anybody’s girl, he is a very funny guy who has a great personality, he is really good in the bed and all of the girls want them a piece of HbK.JonJon, but he only gives the good looking ones a chance, but he will be happy to be friends with anybody because he is just a nice, outgoing person.
Forget everything else I just wish I could be just like HbK.JonJon !!
HbK.JonJon by Minor24 September 19, 2021

Magical prince jonjon 

Jonjon is a magical prince VTuber who is a tentacle obsessed furry. Jonjon is an old man who's married to a lovely wife named wifey.
Wifey dose not know about jonjons tentacle obsession or that he is indeed a furry.
Jonjon has three modes cat boy, cat, and dumpling. You can throw tentacles at all three and he will hate it.
Ya know, magical prince jonjon he's a tentacle obsessed purple cat boy.

Jonkonf'y 

Consensual soft kissing (in Klingon)
Torak looked deep into K'Paak's eyes endlessly yearning to Jonkonf'y.
Jonkonf'y by flagelin February 19, 2015
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
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Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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