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Johnjoe is of Irish origin and means "Jewel".

Johnjoe's are sweet, charming and generous. Their name is unique and rare just like them, they have a great personality and have many friends. J, JJ <3, Johnny, John, Joe, Joey are just a list of nicknames. Johnjoe is a great friend and a even better boyfriend. They are are more logical then creative and are good with numbers. oh and lastly they are incredibly handsome!
1st Person: Who is that handsome boy?

2nd Person (replying): That is Johnjoe!
Johnjoe by Hawkbutterfly2325 October 9, 2020
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A Johnjoe.

-A slang word for dildo, or Johnjoing: using a dildo.: also see: Billiebob
-A bad name to call someone when you dont really want to call them a P***k straight out
Johnjoe owner: Aww would you stop johnjoing so much! Like, I want to johnjoe myself sometimes, you know.
Johnjoe user: Just gimme a minute...

Johnjoe admirer: where did you get this johnjoe?! I want one!!
Johnjoe owner: uhmm.. johnjoesRus i think... check the label

Stupid Johnjoe: Eeeewww your top is DISGUSTING
Disgusting top owner: Ugh! stop being suck a freakin johnjoe!! seriousley....
Johnjoe by Johnjoes-r-us January 23, 2010
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Not a dildo or billebob just a person who gives zero shits
Yes be a Johnjoe
Johnjoe by Johnjoe O’Donnell January 3, 2021

johnjoe mac 

A long nosed stupid fucker who has to turn 10 seconds before he reaches a corner or else he will hit his nose off the wall. He also has the most pedo smile ever.
Yo wagwan...see that johnjoe mac over there.
johnjoe mac by Redass122 February 15, 2017
The nicest, prettiest, sweetest, most kawaii form of a little otaku girl. A JohJoe is usually spotted on facebook, in Hastings, or at a store such as hot topic. A JohJoe is also a cunning thing. Don't be fooled, she looks like she's 6, but she's 14. She isn't always hyper and happy, and she will kill you in the blink of an eye. Overall, a very lovable creature.
A) \Nice JohJoe\
"I baked you cookies :3"
"Awww, thanks JohJoe"

B) \Evil JohJoe\
*clapclap* -insert accused lover's name here-
"Fuckyouguys."
o.o
JohJoe by payback'sabitch. November 24, 2010

johnjohn 

jane i think Billy is my johnjohn.
johnjohn by kaybear October 16, 2006
A bxb/gay ship name for Johnny Suh + Jung Jaehyun from the Boyband NCT. The ship is really really cute tons of moment
Jaehyun is Johnnys boyfriend, damnn johnjae best shipp!!
Johnjae by jaehyukholic November 28, 2021