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Jonathan'd

The act of indulging in a range of Class A drugs whilst trying to socialise, communicate and mingle with a range of characters in a civilised fashion- and failing miserably. Said act usually would be found taking place around many of the bars around the Finnieston area of Glasgow's westend
The cunt was as high as kite, he was proper Jonathan'd!

The cunt was chewing wasps, he was in full-on Jonathan mode!
by @bubbleteeth June 15, 2019
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Jonathan Doggy

the sexual position in which you have one foot on the cooker and the other on the cooker hood while the woman sits on her head and does breakdance and holds her hand on the microwave
I was fucking her so bad while we were doing the Jonathan Doggy
by StepbroStalin May 5, 2021
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jonathan davis

The lead singer of the nu-metal band Korn. He rocks. Enough said.
All Korn haters can go screw themselves for all I care.
by Random Jones September 10, 2005
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Jonathan Davis

Jonathan Davis is the lead singer of the popular Nu-Metal group KoRn. He was born and raised in Bakersfield, California where he lived with his Dad and step-mother. When Davis was young he would often sit around in his fathers music store and learn to play random instruments, one of which is the bagpipes which Davis plays in many KoRn songs. Davis began singing for the local band Sexart, before KoRn guitarists Munky and Head saw him preform in a bar and asked him to join. Jonathan Davis has been the victim of a terrible childhood, he has suffered through atrocities such as sexual molestation, family abuse, and extreme cases of bullying, he uses all of these expierences as inspirations to write songs, which makes his song lyrics very dark, violent, and emotional. Davis' singing style can not be described through words, he has a wonderfully unique voice, and he also has the ability to scream/scat/shoat; a song in which you can hear his singing talent would be "Did My Time" off the album "Take A Look In The Mirror". In 2006 Davis was diagnosed with a rare blod disease, but was released with a clean bill of health, and now takes medication to regulate his problem.
Guy 1: "DUDE! JONATHAN DAVIS'S VOICE IS SICK IN THIS SONG!"
Guy 2L "Dude, I know, he has a great voice."
by Will Brasil February 20, 2007
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Jonathan Davis

Lead singer to KoRn. Rock God of our generation. Father of a new sound which is unique to KoRn.
by Chingon December 28, 2005
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Jonathan Davis

The Best singer in the world and all u fucking bullshit faced
Dumbasses who think he sucks can go suck thier uncle's short and stubby dick
(dumbass) Jonathan davis sucks cock
(me) you suck cock fucking dumbass
by Gotissues December 15, 2008
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dr jonathan davis

An amazing talent. A cross between the lead singer of Korn and a young retired millionaire doctor. He boldly goes where no one should. His demeanor is that of a 14 year old, yet he is sly as a fox and can be as dangerous as a yak in heat. Beware ladies and gentlemen you have been warned.
I want to be as awesome as Dr Jonathan Davis, but I'm only a human.
by Bob Smith69 December 18, 2009
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