Blazted

Adjective

To be high or drunk. Most popularly referred to Marijuana.

Etimology: From Distortion Language.

"Migz is blazted again."

by Chingon December 15, 2005

twirly

Adjective.
Too early.

Etimology: from Distortion Language. conjunction of too and early.

"Damn, there's nobody here. I think we're twirly."

by Chingon December 15, 2005

mass

Noun. refering to one's fat. Mostly belly fat.

Etimology: From distortion language widely used in Miami Lakes/Hialeah.From spanish massa, which is what you get when u add water to flour which is used to make tortillas.

"Would you like to grab my mass and shake it like there's no tomorrow?"

by Chingon December 15, 2005

Distortion Language

Noun.
A form of spanglish and other made up words used widely in the Miami Lakes and Hialeah areas of South Florida. Founded by two brothers Andre and Migz Arellano circa 1998 and since then it has spread to the local scene in said area.

"Most teenagers in Miami Lakes and Hialeah now speak to each other in distortion language."

by Chingon December 15, 2005

Uy

Adjective (oo-ee)

Somebody that does something annoying and makes u hate them for no apparent reason. Such as a weird face or a particular catch phrase. Some people might think the "wazzzaaaa" thing from scary movie is "uy."

"I hate when that lady comes in, she always does something uy."

by Chingon December 15, 2005

latter

Used as a form to say goodbye between friends.

Etimology: Distortion Language. Used instead of "later."

"alright see u tommorrow, latter."

by Chingon December 15, 2005

trag

Verb.

To eat. Coming from a "distortion" language widely used in Miami, Florida. Mostly the Hialeah/Miami Lakes region. A from spanish "Tragar."

I'm hungry, do u wanna trag something?"

by Chingon December 15, 2005