A fat out of shape person who talks, eats, sleeps, and breaths sports....and pizza. Most Jockulards are to obese to actually play any active sport for more than a minute or two but somehow see themselves as a pillar of sports authority.

what do you know you fat jockulard? You can't can't watch baseball on TV without running out of breath.

jockulard by ericralph October 20, 2008

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Jockularity

1. During road hockey games, it is the act of intentionally targeting the goalie's testicles, especially if the goalie is a younger brother, nephew, cousin, etc. The younger kids don't even realize it's happening - they are just happy to be playing with the older kids.

2. Used as an exclamation of joy following successful strike of targeted gonads.

1. My little nephew wants to play road hockey with us, so we'll make him the goalie and play some Jockularity - he'll be so excited to play, he won't even notice we're firing a frozen ball at his junk!

2. You hit my nephew right in the nuts!! Jockularity! Jockularity!

Jockularity by NuclearDiarrhea July 11, 2016

Jockular

Word created by iphone changing words to create a new word. Jockular is when something is off the chain, or awesome, fantastic. 2. It's all good

I had a freaking jockular time last night. 2. It's all jockular!

Jockular by Melanie Felony July 25, 2011

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Jokular

Not to be confused with its like buddy 'jocular', Jokular has a clear distinction surrounding the type of humor it alludes to. Jokular is the humor people find in seeing meat heads at the gym and how seriously they take themselves, thereby deriving a light youthful glow to all onlookers.

Check out that jokular muscle bound freak, his can of Ax is about to fall out of his banana hammock.

Jokular by custombloke December 18, 2011

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