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Jockularity 

1. During road hockey games, it is the act of intentionally targeting the goalie's testicles, especially if the goalie is a younger brother, nephew, cousin, etc. The younger kids don't even realize it's happening - they are just happy to be playing with the older kids.

2. Used as an exclamation of joy following successful strike of targeted gonads.
1. My little nephew wants to play road hockey with us, so we'll make him the goalie and play some Jockularity - he'll be so excited to play, he won't even notice we're firing a frozen ball at his junk!

2. You hit my nephew right in the nuts!! Jockularity! Jockularity!

jockularity 

As the loss record kept climbing, jockularity in he subsided.

Locker room jockularity waxes and wanes as wins increase or decrease.
jockularity by RMS® March 21, 2022

Jankularity 

(adjective) inferior quality; The quality of serving as an undesirable model or being less than good.
I'm amazed this 3d printer would produce useful prints with so many points of jankularity.
Jankularity by MegaSkiFree March 16, 2021

jocularity 

Characterized by joking.
A feeling of facetious merriment.
Fun characterized by humor.
Activity characterized by good humor
A joker Specialises in Jocularity.
jocularity by .xXx.mousie.X. November 25, 2005

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