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jockulard

A fat out of shape person who talks, eats, sleeps, and breaths sports....and pizza. Most Jockulards are to obese to actually play any active sport for more than a minute or two but somehow see themselves as a pillar of sports authority.
what do you know you fat jockulard? You can't can't watch baseball on TV without running out of breath.
by ericralph October 20, 2008
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Jockland

Derogatory term for Scotland. You know, cos they’re all jocks therefore the land of jocks shall be known as Jockland.

It’s usually found that said folk enjoy tartan to the point that their homes are decorated in tartan wallpaper complimented with tartan rugs. Common mealtimes consist of haggis with jock whiskey
Och, am on me way to jockland
by Hoo See October 19, 2019
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jockulation

You're arms are good, healthy and strong from constant jockulation
by The Creator 2009 February 17, 2009
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Jockward

When someone creates an awkward situation by adjusting or itching their member in view of others.
"Bro, it got jockward when Ben itched his dick in front of my mom."
by xGANGSTAx August 14, 2008
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Jocular

jocular |ˈjäkyələr|
adjective
fond of or characterized by joking; humorous or playful; someone who thinks themselves funny

DERIVATIVES
jocularity |ˌjäkyəˈlaritē| |ˈdʒɑkjəˈlɛrədi| |-ˈlarɪti| noun
jocularly |ˈdʒɑkjələrli| adverb
ORIGIN early 17th cent.: from Latin jocularis, from joculus, diminutive of jocus (see joke ).
she sounded in a jocular mood | his voice was jocular.
by ms.benny October 20, 2010
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jockular

adj.; the moronic state of being a prototypical jock; representing the asinine and often morally detestable characteristics associated with jocks
Brad the running back is such a jockular douche when he throws the football at the Down Syndrome water boy's head for laughs.
by Beedubbleya February 26, 2015
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jockulation

Your arms are good, healthy and strong from constant jockulation
by The Creator 2009 February 17, 2009
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