Cragnon's definitions

Erm Exsqueeze Me Sauce

A whimsical and exaggerated way of saying excuse me. It's the kind of phrase you might use when you're trying to be deliberately over the top, like if you're playfully interrupting someone or reacting to something surprising.

Erm Exsqueeze Me Sauce, but did you just eat the last slice of pizza without asking?

by Cragnon July 16, 2024

Sweatpants John

Sweatpants John is what you call someone that is really good at a video game. They try so hard that they sweat. And they would then need to put Sweatpants on.

Brooooo that Sweatpants John literally killed me in 5 seconds. Fortnite is such a tough game!

by Cragnon December 17, 2023

Jolkular

To be joking.

John is a very Jolkular person.

by Cragnon July 20, 2021

Messy Man

What one is called when they dunk their piece of bread in a pool of eggs to make french toast.

It's-a me, the Messy Man! I make the French-a Toast-a!

by Cragnon December 8, 2021

Scratch Disk

A scratch disk is a temporary storage space used for editing and processing large files in software applications, like images or videos, to prevent overloading the main storage.

While working on a graphic design project, I used a scratch disk.

by Cragnon September 13, 2023

Pretzel Year

A unit of time. There are three years in a pretzel year. This is because there are three holes in every pretzel

I am going to buy a bag of pretzels in two pretzel years.

by Cragnon March 7, 2024

Sludge Content

Where you are enjoying multiple things at once.

There is a lot of sludge content on Tik Tok.

by Cragnon June 12, 2023