Johser

one who creeps at filipino girls

I will johser you at school today

by patrick popcorn January 17, 2011

Johner

It means when your friend, familiar or someone else you know named John, Johnny gets a boner.

Mom!!! My brother Johnny got that gross johner again!

by Psydu July 30, 2021

Joeserver Effect

Similar to the observer effect in physics, the very act of one person saying they will attend an event can cause all other people who were going to attend to change their minds. Has been known to ruin entire parties.

<Dave> Man, this party is going to be awesome, are you guys coming?
<Adrian> I'll be there
<Joe> I'm coming!
<Adrian> Actually wait, I just realised I had something on
<Dave> Damn, the Joeserver effect!

by PartyJardino May 18, 2009

little josher

a person who is socially awkward, stupid,and a perv.

Boy#1: Hey!!!!!!
Boy#2: Wat!
Boy#1: Wanna see something cool
Boy#2: Ok?
(Boy#1 shows hentai to Boy#2)
Boy#2: WTF is Dis
Boy#1: It's hentai, it's freakin' awesome
Boy#2 Ur such a freakin' LITTLE JOSHER

by Midnight Rebellion November 20, 2010

josher

someone who enjoys jovial banter

"He's such a josher, you don't think he would actually eat baby pandas for breakfast."

by ajosher September 8, 2011

Jowser

A dick. A party-pooper. A person who refuses to chill with friends even when they have nothing better to do. A pain in the ass. A cry baby.

This word is meant to be used in any derogitory fashion deemed suitable to the user.

God damn it, bro! Tre said he'd come chill with us but instead he wants to hang out with his sister. Fuckin Jowser..

by Tiberious Jefferson 1321520 April 26, 2011

Johner

When a person named Jonah gets a boner.

Jonah: Don't be alarmed, I have a Johner.

by Dale Yea May 28, 2018