Jowser

A dick. A party-pooper. A person who refuses to chill with friends even when they have nothing better to do. A pain in the ass. A cry baby.

This word is meant to be used in any derogitory fashion deemed suitable to the user.

God damn it, bro! Tre said he'd come chill with us but instead he wants to hang out with his sister. Fuckin Jowser..

Jowser by Tiberious Jefferson 1321520 April 26, 2011

jowler 

n. An old-Scouse term for an alleyway or guinnel.

Lad 1 - "Ee ar lad, the busies are coming! Go and hide in that jowler."

Lad 2 - "Fuck off, nob 'ed! Your the one with the bag of smack up your arse."

jowler by Aelothir December 15, 2008

Joeserver Effect 

Similar to the observer effect in physics, the very act of one person saying they will attend an event can cause all other people who were going to attend to change their minds. Has been known to ruin entire parties.

<Dave> Man, this party is going to be awesome, are you guys coming?
<Adrian> I'll be there
<Joe> I'm coming!
<Adrian> Actually wait, I just realised I had something on
<Dave> Damn, the Joeserver effect!

Joeserver Effect by PartyJardino May 18, 2009

Jownership 

When someone called whose name starts 'Jo' e.g. Joe/Jo/Joanna/Joan takes control of a situation.

Hey Joe it would be great if you could take jownership of this for me

Jownership by plaice holder July 5, 2018

Jewser 

Cross between a Jew and a Loser.

Yaniv: Dude, is Jason going to the bah mitzvah tonight?

Yahudi: No dude, he's such a jewser.

Jewser by Kharagalfromsocal May 24, 2009

Jewser 

Noun: A Jewish loser. Used when loser is not strong enough, or when real offence is saught.

Often represented by raising the left hand to the forehead, extending the forefinger vertically whilst tucking the other fingers down, and bending the thumb slightly upwards to produce a "J"

"Wow, you're such a Jewser"

Jewser by Michael A A February 7, 2008

Jowered 

A term that is used to describe when someone gets fucked. It’s another way of describing a bad ass action.

“Holy shit, you just got jowered!” “Your girl right there just got jowered by Wray Akins”

Jowered by Will jowers fan boy March 5, 2019