jonser 

Someone that wants something really bad - usually referring to drugs, but equally applicable to anything else.

That jonser is so damn hungry - give him some lettuce!

or

Look at that jonser - he needs some luvin.

jonser by biggerP April 25, 2008

jonser 

Someone who is always in need of drugs or never has cigarettes and always asks for one.

That dude is such a jonser, he's ran out of coke days ago.

jonser by Jonesy602az April 22, 2008

jonser 

a joke,or idiot, mess, or anything else negative referring to the person being a dumbass.

mike listens to screamo. what a jonser

jonser by jacob wiskel August 8, 2006

jim joneser 

A nickname for a dystopian psychopath who appears to offer utopia to lost and searching people.

That guy offering you a free ticket into Shangri La is a malignant jim joneser who will be serving you Kool Aid in no time.

jim joneser by Dr Bunnygirl January 3, 2019

Jonsey time

To go to something at least 10 Minutes before it starts

Why are we going so early what are we doing? running on Jonsey time?

Jonsey time by GOBIOUS INDUSTRYS January 27, 2010

Joeserver Effect 

Similar to the observer effect in physics, the very act of one person saying they will attend an event can cause all other people who were going to attend to change their minds. Has been known to ruin entire parties.

<Dave> Man, this party is going to be awesome, are you guys coming?
<Adrian> I'll be there
<Joe> I'm coming!
<Adrian> Actually wait, I just realised I had something on
<Dave> Damn, the Joeserver effect!

Joeserver Effect by PartyJardino May 18, 2009

joner stogging 

Jogging when you're stoned. When you're stoned and you run you don't get out of breath so you can go for ages.

Person 1: "my cars not fixed yet and we need to be at matts in 15 minutes and he live at the other side of the town."
Person 2: "hey, lets have some weed and go joner stogging there! we could go for miles and not get tired."

joner stogging by yaydude April 25, 2009