by Digao October 11, 2009
An Alarm is a morning routine comprised of the following steps:
1) Take a rip from a Juul
2) Without exhaling, take a rip from a bong
3) Still without exhaling, shotgun a beer
4) Exhale and enjoy!
The term is derived from the Alarm’s ability to wake the subject up from the sleeplike state of sobriety.
1) Take a rip from a Juul
2) Without exhaling, take a rip from a bong
3) Still without exhaling, shotgun a beer
4) Exhale and enjoy!
The term is derived from the Alarm’s ability to wake the subject up from the sleeplike state of sobriety.
by GucciMitch February 17, 2018
by Green31 July 11, 2014
The alarmer often faces embarresment when they set their car alarm off by accient, or worse, their house alarm. If they don't (or can't) turn it off quickly you are driven to insanity as it wont STOP RINGING. AAHHHH. The problem with alarmers is that they have led the rest of the general public to believe that if they hear an alarm, that it was an alarmer causing it, so they will ignore it. If there is a valid reason for the alarm to go off, the person who set it off, will get away.
"Oh god, it's another ruddy alarmer. Learn how to use the little button you idiot"
"Oh not another ruddy alarmer" "What if it's someone breaking in" "Don't be an idiot"
"Oh not another ruddy alarmer" "What if it's someone breaking in" "Don't be an idiot"
by Slim Jim 3:16 July 10, 2005
The alarm describes a freaky asian girl's orgasm. When she continuously wails that high pitch, the sound resembles an alarm hence the name alarm.
by jeffr April 28, 2008
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by Scott February 16, 2005