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When a person named Jonah gets a boner.
Jonah: Don't be alarmed, I have a Johner.
Johner by Dale Yea May 28, 2018
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Lazy wigger who smells like complete shit, suffers from micro penis, wipes his ass before he shits and can usually be found in the unemployment line
johner by Nolifeloserjohner October 25, 2017
An absolute Johner is someone who is so uncooperative that their shit simply cannot be stood by anyone
I can't STAND that Johner, so i can't!
Johner by UnwelcomeDickUpMyAss March 19, 2020
A Johner is an obscure way to make sure you've got your manhood beefed up and that your Jimmy John's Johner is out in fellowship with the Lowkeycuties.
Are there any Johners in the chat?
Johner by themarcazard April 25, 2022
There is a Johner on my lawn
Johner by BrugCreator June 28, 2022

elton johner 

One who is truthfully gay, but pretends to be straight by having either a girlfriend or wife.
Jamie, a very well known elton johner, (he may be found at the local gay bar)
elton johner by Gatalicious September 20, 2007