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It means when your friend, familiar or someone else you know named John, Johnny gets a boner.
Mom!!! My brother Johnny got that gross johner again!
Johner by Psydu July 30, 2021
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When a person named Jonah gets a boner.
Jonah: Don't be alarmed, I have a Johner.
Johner by Dale Yea May 28, 2018
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Lazy wigger who smells like complete shit, suffers from micro penis, wipes his ass before he shits and can usually be found in the unemployment line
johner by Nolifeloserjohner October 25, 2017
An absolute Johner is someone who is so uncooperative that their shit simply cannot be stood by anyone
I can't STAND that Johner, so i can't!
Johner by UnwelcomeDickUpMyAss March 19, 2020
A Johner is an obscure way to make sure you've got your manhood beefed up and that your Jimmy John's Johner is out in fellowship with the Lowkeycuties.
Are there any Johners in the chat?
Johner by themarcazard April 25, 2022
There is a Johner on my lawn
Johner by BrugCreator June 28, 2022

elton johner 

One who is truthfully gay, but pretends to be straight by having either a girlfriend or wife.
Jamie, a very well known elton johner, (he may be found at the local gay bar)
elton johner by Gatalicious September 20, 2007
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West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
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