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johner • johnerthan • johnerri • elton johner • John Eric • john-eriked • johned • johnell • Joaner • Joener
johner
Lazy wigger who smells like complete shit, suffers from micro penis, wipes his ass before he shits and can usually be found in the unemployment line
johner by Nolifeloserjohner October 25, 2017
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An absolute Johner is someone who is so uncooperative that their shit simply cannot be stood by anyone
Johner by UnwelcomeDickUpMyAss March 19, 2020
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A Johner is an obscure way to make sure you've got your manhood beefed up and that your Jimmy John's Johner is out in fellowship with the Lowkeycuties.
Johner by themarcazard April 25, 2022
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Johner by BrugCreator June 28, 2022
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elton johner by Gatalicious September 20, 2007
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countrypolitan
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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