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When a person named Jonah gets a boner.
Jonah: Don't be alarmed, I have a Johner.
by Dale Yea May 28, 2018
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Lazy wigger who smells like complete shit, suffers from micro penis, wipes his ass before he shits and can usually be found in the unemployment line
Dude look at that johner, what a low life
by Nolifeloserjohner October 25, 2017
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