Johner

It means when your friend, familiar or someone else you know named John, Johnny gets a boner.

Mom!!! My brother Johnny got that gross johner again!

Johner by Psydu July 30, 2021

Johner

When a person named Jonah gets a boner.

Jonah: Don't be alarmed, I have a Johner.

Johner by Dale Yea May 28, 2018

johner

Lazy wigger who smells like complete shit, suffers from micro penis, wipes his ass before he shits and can usually be found in the unemployment line

Dude look at that johner, what a low life

johner by Nolifeloserjohner October 25, 2017

Johner

An absolute Johner is someone who is so uncooperative that their shit simply cannot be stood by anyone

I can't STAND that Johner, so i can't!

Johner by UnwelcomeDickUpMyAss March 19, 2020

Johner

A Johner is an obscure way to make sure you've got your manhood beefed up and that your Jimmy John's Johner is out in fellowship with the Lowkeycuties.

Are there any Johners in the chat?

Johner by themarcazard April 25, 2022

Johner

Anyone or Anything

There is a Johner on my lawn

Johner by BrugCreator June 28, 2022

elton johner 

One who is truthfully gay, but pretends to be straight by having either a girlfriend or wife.

Jamie, a very well known elton johner, (he may be found at the local gay bar)

elton johner by Gatalicious September 20, 2007