Johonas
A tall handsome guy with glasses. Secretly gay but has a girlfriend to hide the fact he is. A sweet talker, friendly and caring person. Has a massive dong dong.
Johonas by fishsticksaredumb November 4, 2021
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JOHNNASCUS
A Demi-God stuck on this planet with the intention of awakening the human race by killing the other gods the stupid humans worship.
Current form: Human?
Nicknames: Demi-God, JOHNNASCUS, John, johnny boy.
JOHNNASCUS hates us all and I'm pretty sure that mf is here against his will..
JOHNNASCUS seems to have some sort of "religion" established and I think the followers go by the name of noccanists but I'm not sure, but this "religion" classifies John as a God in my eyes as he has legitimate worshippers. John seems very powerful but to my knowledge has yet to kill any god worshipped by the human race. John was not born, he spawned.
Demi-God also happens to make music, personally I love a lot of their songs but thats my opinion.
Current form: Human?
Nicknames: Demi-God, JOHNNASCUS, John, johnny boy.
JOHNNASCUS hates us all and I'm pretty sure that mf is here against his will..
JOHNNASCUS seems to have some sort of "religion" established and I think the followers go by the name of noccanists but I'm not sure, but this "religion" classifies John as a God in my eyes as he has legitimate worshippers. John seems very powerful but to my knowledge has yet to kill any god worshipped by the human race. John was not born, he spawned.
Demi-God also happens to make music, personally I love a lot of their songs but thats my opinion.
pov: me talking 2 my friends
friend: "u keep talking about this johnnascus dude like he enslaves gods and created the universe, i thought that mf made music????"
me: "demi-god created the simulation, in turn created every single living being, including humans and the gods they worship"
friend: "u just called this nigga a demi-god?"
friend 2: "whore"
me: "tf?? i aint even simp for the mf, i dont even swing that way bro"
friend: "didnt u say i wanted john to ride u like a pogo stick" *laughing insues*
(we lie on eachother to crack jokes, this one was creative)
all 3 of us: *group laughter*
friend: "u keep talking about this johnnascus dude like he enslaves gods and created the universe, i thought that mf made music????"
me: "demi-god created the simulation, in turn created every single living being, including humans and the gods they worship"
friend: "u just called this nigga a demi-god?"
friend 2: "whore"
me: "tf?? i aint even simp for the mf, i dont even swing that way bro"
friend: "didnt u say i wanted john to ride u like a pogo stick" *laughing insues*
(we lie on eachother to crack jokes, this one was creative)
all 3 of us: *group laughter*
JOHNNASCUS by siick_stiickrz.asci October 18, 2021
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Johonas • joonas • JOHNNASCUS • Johnashy • johnasia • Johnasiah • johnason • johnass • johnastan • Joonas-Marjut
Joonas
Joonas is a guy who you will fall in love immediately. He'll love you like there was no one else to love, he'll look at you like there was no other girl/guy in the world, his got the best compliments and cute names for you every single day. But when he doesn't get enough of attention from you, he'll move on. His compliments and names won't stop there tho, he won't stop calling you those, like he wouldn't want you to move on.
He's the type of a guy to call any woman/man 'cute names' like "love", "sweetheart", "handsome" etc. So don't feel so special when he does!
Joonas is a hilarious man. His got the best jokes an he'll make you laugh even when you don't feel like it. He has the looks of a god! Like he could be a model. His smile is so cute, you'll melt when you see it.
Anyone would be happy to have a Joonas in their life. But when he breaks your heart.. you'll wish you'd have never met them.
But at the end of the day he'll always be a good friend to you, and help with your worries no matter what.
He's the type of a guy to call any woman/man 'cute names' like "love", "sweetheart", "handsome" etc. So don't feel so special when he does!
Joonas is a hilarious man. His got the best jokes an he'll make you laugh even when you don't feel like it. He has the looks of a god! Like he could be a model. His smile is so cute, you'll melt when you see it.
Anyone would be happy to have a Joonas in their life. But when he breaks your heart.. you'll wish you'd have never met them.
But at the end of the day he'll always be a good friend to you, and help with your worries no matter what.
Joonas texted me today! He called me GORGEUS!
This guy shattered my heart into million pieces! No wonder why his name is Jonas
This guy shattered my heart into million pieces! No wonder why his name is Jonas
Joonas by Joonas boyfriend June 1, 2020
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JOHNNASCUS
Part of Spider Gang (Lil Darkie's rapping group). Music is very experimental and loud and just tries to make you uncomfortable on a whole other level.
1: "Should we listen to JOHNNASCUS?"
2: "Who's that?"
1: "This guy!" -Put's him on-
2: "OH. OH GOD MY EARS OH NO AAAAAAAAAAA WHAT IS HE SAYING"
1: "It's fun for the whole family!"
2: "Who's that?"
1: "This guy!" -Put's him on-
2: "OH. OH GOD MY EARS OH NO AAAAAAAAAAA WHAT IS HE SAYING"
1: "It's fun for the whole family!"
JOHNNASCUS by i could be working June 21, 2021
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