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jonasia
Jonasia is a beautiful girl, who is also smart and intelligent. Athletic and jockey, but is also about her work. Jonasia is a girl who's mixed with the best and the worst it'll amaze you.... she's the kindest girl you'll ever meet, she looks out for everyone and gets hurt really fast.
Jonasia is a Beaty
Jahnasia
Jahnasia by I love Canada November 8, 2019
johnastan
johnastan by sunkisstints February 24, 2018
Johnasiah
Hello my name is Johnasiah
Jahnasiah
A girl that is very pretty. She has a decent body shape big boobs semi big butt. She’s caring, funny,sweet,etc. She’s shy at first then becomes really outgoing. Jahnasiah helps ppl out a lot and is very sensitive. She is faithful and trustworthy in a relationship. I wouldn’t let her go because she is a keeper and she might not be the prettiest but she is definitely something you will never forget. She loves to fight. She doesn’t put up with anyone’s bull shit and fear no one. She makes friends really easily.
Jahnasiah by Kendall Koechan January 29, 2019
johnisia
i love her sosos much she is very caring and such a good friend i honestly don’t know what i would do without her. she is also very pretty. come back to this whenver ur feeling down! its me crystal :) i love u sosos much i’m always here if u need me
its momym johnisia!!
johnisia by mommy4everlol November 26, 2021
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
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Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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