Johnsense

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Noun. Ingenious idea(s) that have not come to fruition. In their present form, they may seem ridiculous ( and flushable), but over time have potential or qualitative redeeming value.

John has come up with a revolutionary way to recycle used toilet paper, but Elizabeth told him that it was purely johnsense.

Johnsense by Johnnymous January 23, 2019

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JohnSense

Talking your ear off about absolutely nonsense that isn’t even real and made up.

John-“I went out last night and had 20 beers”

-Bystander “This guy talking straight Johnsense”

JohnSense by Seminoles01 May 12, 2025

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Rian Johnsoned it

to do something spectacularly stupid

My new baby sitter used to be a peadophile but he's ok now. Real cheap too.

I really Rian Johnsoned it.

Rian Johnsoned it by fandom menace September 6, 2018

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Sgt. Johnsoned

When an Individual that is severely awesome, seemingly impossible to kill, and who may or may not "know what the ladies like", is betrayed by an ally while his best freind(s) watch in horror.

refers to Halo 3's Sgt. Avery (kick your ugly alien ass) Johnson.

Arron:THE FUCK NICK!?!?

Nick:What!?

Arron:You just Sgt. Johnsoned Cory you Teamkilling Assmonkey!!!

Sgt. Johnsoned by Mr.Mohawk December 27, 2011

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Johnsoned

The act of losing dis dick or your testicles

Ah shit i just crushed my nuts against my bike’s seat. I think i just got johnsoned.

Johnsoned by Dis Dick_12 October 27, 2020

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Johnsoned

When a filmmaker kills a franchise and refuses to accept criticism.

Man, they really johnsoned the last star wars film didn't they?

Johnsoned by One21jiggawatts September 17, 2018

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The Strange Thing About The Johnsons

You DEFINITELY DO NOT watch it with your family, that is for sure!!! It is a short film about a boy and his undying "love" for his father, and how that "love" begins to become more serious over the boy's lifetime. It is one of the most disturbing, jaw-dropping, gut-wrenching, beautifully directed movies I have seen so far. You have to watch it to see for yourself.

Person 1: Wanna watch 'The Strange Thing About The Johnsons?

Person 2: What's that?

Person 1: It's like Precious, but on steroids.

The Strange Thing About The Johnsons by thatpersonguy January 3, 2012

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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