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johnese by ThatBadgeredKid February 14, 2017
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Johnese by Vanished69420 September 20, 2023
jim joneser
That guy offering you a free ticket into Shangri La is a malignant jim joneser who will be serving you Kool Aid in no time.
jim joneser by Dr Bunnygirl January 3, 2019
keep up with the joneses
to strive beyond one's means to keep up socially and financially with others in one's social circle or neighborhood (from the name of a comic strip by Arthur R. Momand)
keep up with the joneses by The Return of Light Joker November 16, 2009
johnsexual
johnsexual by Wheatophobic August 15, 2017
The Joneses
A faceless family thought to be socially and/or financially prosperous; poor folks try to emulate them.
"We livin' off mud pies and piss water, and you spend our life savings on a sable coat?" (20 MINUTES OF HO-SLAPPING COMMENCES). "Bitch, quit trying to keep up with the Joneses."
The Joneses by sexie chocolate October 14, 2004
johnessa
A nice person that always makes u smile and and never gets in your way . An amazingly talented girl that always finds a way into ur life but stands by u no matter what and can make a relationships last a life time . She will never let u go, But make no mistake she will punch u in the stomach if u get on her nerves. Made my a good person i swear bob and bates
johnessa by christooher abergg July 20, 2016
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Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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