Johnsons

n.

On of the two basic types of people in the world. Johnsons are decent people that generally mind their own business but are always ready to offer help to anyone who needs it without judgment or reservation.

An expression first used by Jack Black in the memoir “You Can’t Win” and later referenced in the novels of William S. Burroughs. See also: Johnsons and Shits and Johnsons.

Johnsons by William Lee April 16, 2006

johnsons baby acid 

Street name in Austin, Texas for the drug ecstasy.

You: Are you high? What are you on?
Him: Ecstasy Man.
Her: Johnsons Baby Acid?!? And you're ACTUALLY high?

johnsons baby acid by Crazy Legs 1966 November 18, 2017

The Strange Thing About The Johnsons

You DEFINITELY DO NOT watch it with your family, that is for sure!!! It is a short film about a boy and his undying "love" for his father, and how that "love" begins to become more serious over the boy's lifetime. It is one of the most disturbing, jaw-dropping, gut-wrenching, beautifully directed movies I have seen so far. You have to watch it to see for yourself.

Person 1: Wanna watch 'The Strange Thing About The Johnsons?

Person 2: What's that?

Person 1: It's like Precious, but on steroids.

The Strange Thing About The Johnsons by thatpersonguy January 3, 2012

Calvin Johnsons 

21 inch rims. Usually gold.

I got my own slab with Calvin Johnsons on it. If you don't know the lingo, them 21's homie.

Calvin Johnsons by WBT September 19, 2007

dwayne "the rock" johnsons 

Male genitalia, testicles.

Person 1:OH NO MY BALLS ARE OBLITERATED!!!
Person 2: Seems that he lost his dwayne "the rock" johnsons!

dwayne "the rock" johnsons by damnilostmyballs September 24, 2021

Dwayne the rock Johnsons 

Another word for big testicals

John I have massive cojones

Paul I have Dwayne The Rock Johnsons

Dwayne the rock Johnsons by nuketown20093062 February 22, 2022

Shits and Johnsons

n.
The two basic types of people in the world. The Shits are self righteous hypocrites that only look out for themselves and desperately crave power, status, praise, and the right to pass judgment on everything they disapprove of.
Johnsons are decent people that generally mind their own business but are always ready to offer help to anyone who needs it without judgment or reservation.

An expression first used by Jack Black in the memoir “You Can’t Win” and later referenced in the novels of William S. Burroughs.

Shits and Johnsons by William Lee January 22, 2004