Johnansen

When a competition is so lopsided the there is no competition. Derives from Japanese terminology "Joh" (up), "Nan" (south), and "Sen" (battle)

Person A: "The Rangers are up 9-0 before the second period is done"

Person B: "Man, it's Johnansen"

by Iamkentaro March 18, 2021

nigga johanson

A young black man in his prime. Aids free nigga johanson be so fresh. You'll freezes to death, he so shiny fresh.

"Nigga Johan so shiny fresh!"

"Das ma Nigga Johanson, dawg"

"Nigga Johanson be frontin in da club, bitch."

" Dont touch that chicken finga nigga Johan"

by Laverga February 5, 2014

johansen

That one kid who thought he was black but turned out to be Hispanic.

Oh no did you pull a johansen said Jetzel

by Jesusismynibba July 2, 2018

Johnathen

Johnathen is one of the most amazing people you could ever meet. His name is unique because it is made from John and Nathen, he is very loving when he wants to be, and if he trusts you it means you are a VERY important person. Johnathen has a great taste in music and is always a great person to have around. He is also easy to fall in love with, because of his charm.

He is my sexy Johnathen!!

by ScaredyKat October 2, 2013

scarlett johannson

She's hot. She's so hot that if I were a lesbian I would make sweet, sweet love to her.

Scarlett Johannson turned me on greatly in Ghost World.

by warped columbia February 21, 2004

sue johannson

sue johannson has a show on the oxygen network where she answers hilarious sex questions. She is an elderly woman, which makes watching her show a late-night favorite. Her show features the famous pleasure chest.

sue johannson is the man... errr... woman

by dmby.com May 13, 2005

johannson

When someone is a stud.

Hey man, I saw all those broads hanging all over you the other night. Aren't you a Johannson! Holy wha!

by Beastmode9 December 17, 2013