by Samantha Sanchez aka Sammy October 31, 2008
Get the Assmonkeymug. an idiot, retard, someone who thinks they are an expert in a certain subject that they know nothing about
by Tardo September 28, 2003
Get the Assmonkeymug. A slang term for someone who comes up with slang terms for stuff. Usually found in the hills of Arkansas.
"Well Cletus, that sure is a mighty fine sister you have there"
"She's not just my sister, she's also my mom. I guess that makes her my 'mister' huh?"
"Oh Cletus, you are such an assmonkey!!"
"She's not just my sister, she's also my mom. I guess that makes her my 'mister' huh?"
"Oh Cletus, you are such an assmonkey!!"
by Dave September 12, 2003
Get the Assmonkeymug. Tracy is such an assmonkey.
by Tracy White June 27, 2003
Get the Assmonkeymug. by Pvbfjvbhfdsvbhfsavbhrsa January 24, 2009
Get the Assmonkeymug. by avaquato January 15, 2004
Get the Assmonkeymug. A close relative of an asshat, an assmonkey is best defined as 'any disagreeable idiot who has successfully combined being an asshole with the brainpower of a monkey fed LSD'.
Eytemology is unknown, but there are perhaps links to Wayne's World, and the line "Pshyeah, and monkeys might fly out my butt."
Eytemology is unknown, but there are perhaps links to Wayne's World, and the line "Pshyeah, and monkeys might fly out my butt."
by Minor Ramblings September 22, 2005
Get the assmonkeymug.