Urban Dictionary: Definitions by One21jiggawatts

Narcissexual

A person who only gets aroused or stays turned on while looking in the mirror.

I was with this narcissexual guy last night who could only have sex if he could watch himself in the mirror.

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When you wrap a rasher of warm bacon around your penis before inserting into an orifice or masturbating.

Last night I wrapped some bacon around my wiener and used it as a condom. It was a bacondom.

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When you wrap a rasher of warm bacon around your penis before inserting into an orifice or masturbating.

Last night I wrapped some bacon around my wiener and used it as a condom. It was a bacondom.

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When two straight men are fond of each other and can hug without getting hard ons.

2 dudes getting married, that doesn’t sound gay... more heteromantic.

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When a filmmaker kills a franchise and refuses to accept criticism.

Man, they really johnsoned the last star wars film didn't they?

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When people suck and drain your time to feed their own vanity and ego.

"wow, that Trevor took up three hours of my time yesterday whining about his life, I feel so drained. He is such a Timepyre"

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When you kill your career via stupid twitter comments.

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