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When a filmmaker kills a franchise and refuses to accept criticism.
Man, they really johnsoned the last star wars film didn't they?
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by One21jiggawatts September 17, 2018

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When people suck and drain your time to feed their own vanity and ego.
"wow, that Trevor took up three hours of my time yesterday whining about his life, I feel so drained. He is such a Timepyre"
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by One21jiggawatts August 20, 2018

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When you wrap a rasher of warm bacon around your penis before inserting into an orifice or masturbating.
Last night I wrapped some bacon around my wiener and used it as a condom. It was a bacondom.
by One21jiggawatts January 27, 2019

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When a celebrity pisses off a Disney Executive, and never works in the industry again.
"Wow, man, those tweets from James Gunn about banging kids might cost him his Disney Contract"
"Yeah, he committed Disneycide"
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by One21jiggawatts August 06, 2018

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A person who only gets aroused or stays turned on while looking in the mirror.
I was with this narcissexual guy last night who could only have sex if he could watch himself in the mirror.
by One21jiggawatts June 05, 2019

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When you wrap a rasher of warm bacon around your penis before inserting into an orifice or masturbating.
Last night I wrapped some bacon around my wiener and used it as a condom. It was a bacondom.
by One21jiggawatts January 27, 2019

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When you kill your career via stupid twitter comments.
Roseanne committed twittercide
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by One21jiggawatts August 06, 2018

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