Heteromantic

When two straight men are fond of each other and can hug without getting hard ons.

2 dudes getting married, that doesn’t sound gay... more heteromantic.

by One21jiggawatts January 27, 2019

Bacondom

When you wrap a rasher of warm bacon around your penis before inserting into an orifice or masturbating.

Last night I wrapped some bacon around my wiener and used it as a condom. It was a bacondom.

by One21jiggawatts January 27, 2019

Timepyre

When people suck and drain your time to feed their own vanity and ego.

"wow, that Trevor took up three hours of my time yesterday whining about his life, I feel so drained. He is such a Timepyre"

by One21jiggawatts August 20, 2018

Twittercide

When you kill your career via stupid twitter comments.

Roseanne committed twittercide

by One21jiggawatts August 06, 2018

Narcissexual

A person who only gets aroused or stays turned on while looking in the mirror.

I was with this narcissexual guy last night who could only have sex if he could watch himself in the mirror.

by One21jiggawatts June 05, 2019

disneycide

When a celebrity pisses off a Disney Executive, and never works in the industry again.

"Wow, man, those tweets from James Gunn about banging kids might cost him his Disney Contract"
"Yeah, he committed Disneycide"

by One21jiggawatts August 06, 2018

Bacondom

When you wrap a rasher of warm bacon around your penis before inserting into an orifice or masturbating.

Last night I wrapped some bacon around my wiener and used it as a condom. It was a bacondom.

by One21jiggawatts January 27, 2019