8 definitions by One21jiggawatts

A person who only gets aroused or stays turned on while looking in the mirror.
I was with this narcissexual guy last night who could only have sex if he could watch himself in the mirror.
by One21jiggawatts June 6, 2019
When a celebrity pisses off a Disney Executive, and never works in the industry again.
"Wow, man, those tweets from James Gunn about banging kids might cost him his Disney Contract"
"Yeah, he committed Disneycide"
by One21jiggawatts August 6, 2018
When a filmmaker kills a franchise and refuses to accept criticism.
Man, they really johnsoned the last star wars film didn't they?
by One21jiggawatts September 17, 2018
When you wrap a rasher of warm bacon around your penis before inserting into an orifice or masturbating.
Last night I wrapped some bacon around my wiener and used it as a condom. It was a bacondom.
by One21jiggawatts January 28, 2019
When you wrap a rasher of warm bacon around your penis before inserting into an orifice or masturbating.
Last night I wrapped some bacon around my wiener and used it as a condom. It was a bacondom.
by One21jiggawatts January 28, 2019
When two straight men are fond of each other and can hug without getting hard ons.
2 dudes getting married, that doesn’t sound gay... more heteromantic.
by One21jiggawatts January 28, 2019