Urban Dictionary: Johnsoned

To be cunningly ripped off or taken advantage of.

by edwrai January 18, 2011

When a filmmaker kills a franchise and refuses to accept criticism.

Man, they really johnsoned the last star wars film didn't they?

by One21jiggawatts September 17, 2018

Ah shit i just crushed my nuts against my bike’s seat. I think i just got johnsoned.

by Dis Dick_12 October 27, 2020

A gay sexual act when two men rub there penises (or Johnson's) together.

Guy 1:I heard Chad and Arthur were doing the Johnson & Johnson last night

Guy 2: What a bunch of queers

by TheAverageStudent December 26, 2010

1) a company
2) two bigs dicks
3) two long dongs

johnson and johnson makes medicine

there are two falus hence there is johnson and johnson

by john really brown December 06, 2006

When you and your girl shower together, and she agrees to go down on you in exchange for you washing her hair while she's down there.

My girlfriend and I were showering and I asked her if she'd give me head. She said not unless it was a Johnson and Johnson.

by DJ Power Up! January 19, 2010

The act of two males having sex with one female. realted word: finger-cuff

We have Jill the Johnson&Johnson last night.

by Sulucci September 11, 2006