Jizzory
Jizzory by Jimbobadam August 15, 2006
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Jizzorrhea
Uncontrollable (or consistently controlled) ejaculation without the use of hands, very similar to BlueTooth hands free devices in that regard.
That sweet babe gives me jizzorrhea. There is a constant flow of semen coming out of my penis. It is erect and overflowing like a mighty volcano of love.
That sweet ass goat doesn't give me jizzorrhea, but it gives Kyle a massive explosion of jizzorrhea. I think he's going to be splooging for the next 42.6 hours.
That sweet ass goat doesn't give me jizzorrhea, but it gives Kyle a massive explosion of jizzorrhea. I think he's going to be splooging for the next 42.6 hours.
Jizzorrhea by jrockandthefunkyfresh May 27, 2013
Related Words
Jizzory • jizzery • jizztory • Jiszory • Jizzdry • Jizzors • jizzoragasmic • Jizzorrhea • Jizzorsmic • Edward Jizzorhands
jizzery
jizzery by harper lee May 25, 2008
Jiszory
Noun
1. A factory for producing an exurbanite amount of of semen. Often used in conjunction with a butter dumpster. Can be used as an insult towards somebody who masturbates too much.
2. A man who masturbates and saves his own semen.
3. A storage facility where people can go to obtain semen.
1. A factory for producing an exurbanite amount of of semen. Often used in conjunction with a butter dumpster. Can be used as an insult towards somebody who masturbates too much.
2. A man who masturbates and saves his own semen.
3. A storage facility where people can go to obtain semen.
1. Person 1: "I haven't seen Josh in days. I bet he has been masturbating."
Person 2: "What a fucking jiszory."
2. Person 1 : "What the hell is in this jar? It looks like jizz!"
Person 2: "It is."
Person 3: "Oh, you're a fucking jiszory!"
3. Jenny went a jiszory to get pregnant.
Person 2: "What a fucking jiszory."
2. Person 1 : "What the hell is in this jar? It looks like jizz!"
Person 2: "It is."
Person 3: "Oh, you're a fucking jiszory!"
3. Jenny went a jiszory to get pregnant.
Jiszory by DarthDanPa November 18, 2009
jizztory
Ex 1:
"Oh man, Bob's lookin gooddddd today!"
"Bob? The one that has jizztory with Sue?"
"Ew. Grimey. Yeah, that one."
Ex 2:
"Fool, im about to hook up with Mary tonight at the party. This shit's gonna go down in the jizztory books"
"Oh man, Bob's lookin gooddddd today!"
"Bob? The one that has jizztory with Sue?"
"Ew. Grimey. Yeah, that one."
Ex 2:
"Fool, im about to hook up with Mary tonight at the party. This shit's gonna go down in the jizztory books"
jizztory by ChelseaaaaBeeeee February 29, 2008
skin jizzorder
An apparent disorder of the skin, generally found on the buttocks, torso and/or face. Diagnosed to be dried semen post male ejaculation. This can be found on self, partner or unsuspecting passer-by.
After the load that Frank had blown onto Martha’s tits had dried, she looked down and said to Frank, “you’ve given me a skin jizzorder!”
skin jizzorder by Meredith Sugartee’s October 24, 2023
Edward Jizzorhands
You and some friends fornicate into ten condoms and then place them over the fingers of an incapacitated (likely by alcohol) individual. The ensuing stickiness and messy fingernails are most hilarious to all present.
Enrique failed to maintain consciousness, so we grabbed a pack of condoms and gave him the old Edward Jizzorhands.
Edward Jizzorhands by TimsDownWithOPP January 4, 2008
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