Jizzorsmic
Jizzorsmic by jizzorsmic April 13, 2019
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Jizzonomics
Frederick: Hey little Timmy, wanna learn about Jizzonomics?
Timmy: Get away from me Uncle Fred! Mom said you can't talk to me anymore!
Frederick: When jizzing, the average male jizzes between 1.25 to 5 milliliters of jizz. There are 5 to 25 calories in each jizz release, so there is roughly 4.5 calories in a milliliter of jizz. Half a gummy bear has 4.5 calories. a 16 ounce bag of gummy bears, containing 390 gummy bears, costs $13.99, which is approximately $0.0359 per gummy bear, or $0.0179 per half gummy bear. So, with this we can value one jizz release at $0.0179. With your current net worth of $9.87, you can only jizz 551 times until you won't be able to afford to jizz any longer. But hey, after jizzing 551 times, you'll still be left with $0.007099999999999634 to spend on hookers or whatever you kids buy nowadays.
Timmy: Get away from me Uncle Fred! Mom said you can't talk to me anymore!
Frederick: When jizzing, the average male jizzes between 1.25 to 5 milliliters of jizz. There are 5 to 25 calories in each jizz release, so there is roughly 4.5 calories in a milliliter of jizz. Half a gummy bear has 4.5 calories. a 16 ounce bag of gummy bears, containing 390 gummy bears, costs $13.99, which is approximately $0.0359 per gummy bear, or $0.0179 per half gummy bear. So, with this we can value one jizz release at $0.0179. With your current net worth of $9.87, you can only jizz 551 times until you won't be able to afford to jizz any longer. But hey, after jizzing 551 times, you'll still be left with $0.007099999999999634 to spend on hookers or whatever you kids buy nowadays.
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bullshot
n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.
Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.
Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.
-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.
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N. A neighborhood containing homes, clubs, bars, restaurants, and other places of business and entertainment that cater to homosexuals.
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