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Jizzorrhea 

Uncontrollable (or consistently controlled) ejaculation without the use of hands, very similar to BlueTooth hands free devices in that regard.
That sweet babe gives me jizzorrhea. There is a constant flow of semen coming out of my penis. It is erect and overflowing like a mighty volcano of love.

That sweet ass goat doesn't give me jizzorrhea, but it gives Kyle a massive explosion of jizzorrhea. I think he's going to be splooging for the next 42.6 hours.
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jizzarrhea

What one excretes after having unprotected anal sex.
I had amazing butt sex last night but now I've got a bad case of jizzarrhea and I've been running to the bathroom all day.
jizzarrhea by Older and Wiser January 11, 2011

Edward Jizzorhands 

You and some friends fornicate into ten condoms and then place them over the fingers of an incapacitated (likely by alcohol) individual. The ensuing stickiness and messy fingernails are most hilarious to all present.
Enrique failed to maintain consciousness, so we grabbed a pack of condoms and gave him the old Edward Jizzorhands.

jizzerhead

Jizzerhead, noun;adjective: One who vigorously swallows cum from the penis. (Jizzerheading) the act of sucking down cum from the penis.
"That girl is a serous jizzerhead.
She is always jizzerheading guys."
jizzerhead by Dan J. Smith January 17, 2008

Jizzarrhea

an uncontrolled constant jizzing of the penis
Due to my new, hot girlfriend, I have called into work for the last 3 days with chronic jizzarrhea
Jizzarrhea by Med Mark April 6, 2010

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

Summer Teeth 

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.
Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...
Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012
Word of the Day on May 24, 2026