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Jizzorrhea

Uncontrollable (or consistently controlled) ejaculation without the use of hands, very similar to BlueTooth hands free devices in that regard.
That sweet babe gives me jizzorrhea. There is a constant flow of semen coming out of my penis. It is erect and overflowing like a mighty volcano of love.

That sweet ass goat doesn't give me jizzorrhea, but it gives Kyle a massive explosion of jizzorrhea. I think he's going to be splooging for the next 42.6 hours.
by jrockandthefunkyfresh May 27, 2013
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jizzarrhea

What one excretes after having unprotected anal sex.
I had amazing butt sex last night but now I've got a bad case of jizzarrhea and I've been running to the bathroom all day.
by Older and Wiser January 11, 2011
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Edward Jizzorhands

You and some friends fornicate into ten condoms and then place them over the fingers of an incapacitated (likely by alcohol) individual. The ensuing stickiness and messy fingernails are most hilarious to all present.
Enrique failed to maintain consciousness, so we grabbed a pack of condoms and gave him the old Edward Jizzorhands.
by TimsDownWithOPP January 4, 2008
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jizzerhead

Jizzerhead, noun;adjective: One who vigorously swallows cum from the penis. (Jizzerheading) the act of sucking down cum from the penis.
"That girl is a serous jizzerhead.
She is always jizzerheading guys."
by Dan J. Smith January 17, 2008
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Jizzarrhea

an uncontrolled constant jizzing of the penis
Due to my new, hot girlfriend, I have called into work for the last 3 days with chronic jizzarrhea
by Med Mark April 6, 2010
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