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Referring to Scissors, which specific design is to cut objects, jizzors refers to somebody's sperm that is so potent, whether it be from eating to many citric foods, or from certain medicines, or from too much liquor intake, that when it hits the victim, it starts to cut through their flesh. These cumshots are very common in or around the pussy & asshole, the tits, the back, and the eyelids.
Tyrant: You ever notice how that one partner in our firm eats like 8 oranges a day? I wonder if he ever gets jizzors?

Big Easy: Have you seen his wife? She has welds all over her face. It's like he is melting a candle overtop of her.
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Currency. Whether it be pounds, dollars, euros or any other currency. Jizzers is the universal and ultimate denomination for your monetary needs.
Hey man can I borrow 20 jizzers
Jizzers by Jack-Dog Millionaire June 28, 2010

Jizzorrhea 

Uncontrollable (or consistently controlled) ejaculation without the use of hands, very similar to BlueTooth hands free devices in that regard.
That sweet babe gives me jizzorrhea. There is a constant flow of semen coming out of my penis. It is erect and overflowing like a mighty volcano of love.

That sweet ass goat doesn't give me jizzorrhea, but it gives Kyle a massive explosion of jizzorrhea. I think he's going to be splooging for the next 42.6 hours.

skin jizzorder

An apparent disorder of the skin, generally found on the buttocks, torso and/or face. Diagnosed to be dried semen post male ejaculation. This can be found on self, partner or unsuspecting passer-by.
After the load that Frank had blown onto Martha’s tits had dried, she looked down and said to Frank, “you’ve given me a skin jizzorder!”

Jizzershit 

The act of shitting and masturbating during the same toilet sitting.
My cousin Faris decided to jizzershit my toilet, but forgot to flush.
Jizzershit by jakesteal July 9, 2010

Edward Jizzorhands 

You and some friends fornicate into ten condoms and then place them over the fingers of an incapacitated (likely by alcohol) individual. The ensuing stickiness and messy fingernails are most hilarious to all present.
Enrique failed to maintain consciousness, so we grabbed a pack of condoms and gave him the old Edward Jizzorhands.

Jizzorsmic 

jizzorsmic is a mixture of Jizztastic and Orgasmic
Example 1.
you that was so Jizzorsmic

Example 2:

Did you see that girls ass that was jizzorsmic
Jizzorsmic by jizzorsmic April 13, 2019
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