Jizzod
Jizzod is the all powerful god of the hood, the god of trappin, the god of gangbanging, and the god of child support
“On jizzod”
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jizzidue
sticky mixture of silicone lube and jizz (and sometimes sack sweat) often found on keyboard keys, mice, doors, and faucets.
when no parents home i don't have to stealthsturbate: porn, lube, boxers off, both hands, loud, orgasm repeatedly. But that can be messy leaving jizzidue from the computer through cleanup into the bathroom.
masturbating with boxers off guarantees no jizzidue on your clothes.
leave jizzidue on her face or jizzidue in her mouth if she finishes the handie with deep oral sex. I haven't left jizzidue in my boxers since elementary school.
impossible to not leave jizzidue in fleshlight or when bottoming out similar pleasure devices or pleasure orifice
jizzidue in her ass is contraceptive
masturbating with boxers off guarantees no jizzidue on your clothes.
leave jizzidue on her face or jizzidue in her mouth if she finishes the handie with deep oral sex. I haven't left jizzidue in my boxers since elementary school.
impossible to not leave jizzidue in fleshlight or when bottoming out similar pleasure devices or pleasure orifice
jizzidue in her ass is contraceptive
jizzidue by happymixture October 29, 2012
Related Words
Jizzod • Jizzed • jizzed up • Jizzed In My Pants • jizzo • Jizzdog • jizzdom • jizzdonkey • jizzidue • jizzrod
jizzocide
The act of murdering sperm.
You can committ jizzocide when you use spermicidal barriers or alas, when you wack off and you let the sperm dry out.
You can committ jizzocide when you use spermicidal barriers or alas, when you wack off and you let the sperm dry out.
Rianne is committing jizzocide.
jizzocide by damn damn danno October 26, 2006
jizzed up
A combination of being "jazzed" and "ginned up" about something.
To be in a state of excitement as a result of an event or occurrence. To be "up in arms" about something.
To be in a state of excitement as a result of an event or occurrence. To be "up in arms" about something.
Bob: The last thing we need is for people to get all jizzed up about our company's third quarter loss, it was the result of unusual circumstances.
Phil: I think you meant to say ginned up...but your point is well taken.
Phil: I think you meant to say ginned up...but your point is well taken.
jizzed up by RedBeard53 April 21, 2010
jizzdom
Let me give you a little Jizzdom about how long you should spend surfing online porn. 20 minutes and then back to work!
jizzdom by yenni yeffrey June 17, 2013
jizzidue
jizzidue is a gift when she's only done oral sex to you.
Don't accept oral sex from a girl at a party with jizzidue on her lips.
When there is jizzidue BEFORE you slide your penis in her mouth for the first time you're getting someone else's jizz on your penis. NASTY
Don't accept oral sex from a girl at a party with jizzidue on her lips.
When there is jizzidue BEFORE you slide your penis in her mouth for the first time you're getting someone else's jizz on your penis. NASTY
jizzidue by jizzed her mouth October 29, 2012
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