Jizzed

After masturbation is complete; or the act of cumming on someones face
I Once Jizzed on my girlfriends face.
by Brett April 25, 2005
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Jizzed

"Bro they dude just broke my ankles"
"IK you got them shits jizzed"
by LordLamb October 19, 2018
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Jizzed

When a guy creates a sticky goo in his balls and releases it when he becomes sexually arrosed.
Chad Jizzed all over Keirsten's breast's and tummy after he fucked her soft little pussy!
by SlopNChop October 12, 2016
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Jizzed

When you feel extremely excited about something.
OMG BVB, I'm so jizzed you've responded to my fan mail!!!
by pepitabis November 24, 2019
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Jizzed

Best.Song.Ever. About cumming in your pants.
I ate a grape and I jizzed in mah pants.
by Miku326 January 31, 2009
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Jizzed

Past tense (imperfect) of the verb, "jizz"
Tommy jizzed on Pat after stroking it
by Joseph February 08, 2005
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Jizzed

(Adj.)State of extreme fatigue and general disinterest in all things. From the sentiment felt after a male has cum.
I can't go out tonight, I'm totally jizzed.
by Dr. Penfield May 04, 2009
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