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"Bro they dude just broke my ankles"
"IK you got them shits jizzed"
by LordLamb October 19, 2018
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After masturbation is complete; or the act of cumming on someones face
I Once Jizzed on my girlfriends face.
by Brett April 25, 2005
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When a guy creates a sticky goo in his balls and releases it when he becomes sexually arrosed.
Chad Jizzed all over Keirsten's breast's and tummy after he fucked her soft little pussy!
by SlopNChop October 12, 2016
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(Adj.)State of extreme fatigue and general disinterest in all things. From the sentiment felt after a male has cum.
I can't go out tonight, I'm totally jizzed.
by Dr. Penfield May 03, 2009
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