Jizzed 

After masturbation is complete; or the act of cumming on someones face

I Once Jizzed on my girlfriends face.

Jizzed by Brett April 25, 2005

Jizzed 

Messed/fucked up

"Bro they dude just broke my ankles"
"IK you got them shits jizzed"

Jizzed by LordLamb October 19, 2018

Jizzed 

When a guy creates a sticky goo in his balls and releases it when he becomes sexually arrosed.

Chad Jizzed all over Keirsten's breast's and tummy after he fucked her soft little pussy!

Jizzed by SlopNChop October 12, 2016

Jizzed 

When you feel extremely excited about something.

OMG BVB, I'm so jizzed you've responded to my fan mail!!!

Jizzed by pepitabis November 24, 2019

Jizzed 

Best.Song.Ever. About cumming in your pants.

I ate a grape and I jizzed in mah pants.

Jizzed by Miku326 January 31, 2009

Jizzed 

Past tense (imperfect) of the verb, "jizz"

Tommy jizzed on Pat after stroking it

Jizzed by Joseph February 8, 2005

jizzed 

when a lad blurts on ya

he just jizzed on me

jizzed by charlotte stains May 13, 2005