jizzrod

(noun) a penis, dick, cock, etc.

That bitch roothonked on my jizzrod until i spooged all over her face. It was erotic.

by the big dog July 12, 2006

jizzrocket

A sperm powered rocket. The propellant is made from mixing together gunpowder and sperm it is then left until it sets hard.

Light the jizzrocket then stand well back.

by TeAmSK June 19, 2009

skin jizzorder

An apparent disorder of the skin, generally found on the buttocks, torso and/or face. Diagnosed to be dried semen post male ejaculation. This can be found on self, partner or unsuspecting passer-by.

After the load that Frank had blown onto Martha’s tits had dried, she looked down and said to Frank, “you’ve given me a skin jizzorder!”

by Meredith Sugartee’s October 24, 2023

jizzpods

they are airpods that people have cumed on (hence Jiz-pods)

Person 1: heard u got airpods,
person 2: no airpods, but i got jizzpods

by AussieDogfighter February 14, 2019

Jizzrope

The rope that comes out of spider mans hands

Yo spider man has a strong jizzrope probably how he's able to swing around the city with them

by DarrkenedStarr May 29, 2017

jizerod

A fully erect penis with jizz in it.

Mr. North slopped his jizerod into the uunsuspecting clite.

by Mallory StrongCock April 4, 2004

Jizzrow

When a group of guys stand in a row, waiting for a girl to make her rounds down the line. Usually a blowjob ending in ejaculation by each guy.

Want to ask her if she wants to take part in a jizzrow?

Bro, I already asked and were having a jizzrow tonight!

by dvstraddle March 31, 2010