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Oi jizzdog
Jizzdog by Izzy Reed November 29, 2020
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To impart wisdom upon someone about the art of Masturbation. Coined by Adam Carolla
Let me give you a little Jizzdom about how long you should spend surfing online porn. 20 minutes and then back to work!
jizzdom by yenni yeffrey June 17, 2013
The feeling of wisdom that washes upon you post-orgasm.
I was going to send my dick pic to that girl from my Econ class, but I just jerked off instead. Once the jizzdom hit, I knew it was a terrible idea.
Jizzdom by EmilyToots January 8, 2019
Jizznog, also jizz nog is a sweetened dairy-based beverage made with milk, cream, sugar, beaten jizz (which gives it a frothy texture) and flavoured with ground cinnamon and nutmeg; alcoholic versions also exist with the addition of various liquors, such as brandy, rum, whiskey and sake.
Girl A: On Christmas Eve, we were all out of eggs, so i whipped up a glass of jizznog.

Girl B: Do you have anymore for me?
Jizznog by holiday Ho, December 18, 2008

Jeremy Jizz Dog 

when your friend comes over to your house and masturbates in your sleeping bag.
dude, he came over and totally pulled a jeremy jizz dog.
Jeremy Jizz Dog by B Koch February 8, 2008

Jizz Dog 

A white old dog that can be referred to as jizz dog
I saw my friend's dog, an old white haired jack russel, JIZZ DOG
Jizz Dog by jizzdogfanpage November 2, 2019
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A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
Word of the Day on November 9, 2026

No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
Word of the Day on November 8, 2026
Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
Word of the Day on November 7, 2026
EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).
Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."
EBK by silwhett November 5, 2026
Word of the Day on November 6, 2026
A seemingly endless debate with a idiot
I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it
Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026
Word of the Day on November 5, 2026
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