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A sexual act of receiving oral sex and then unloading the ejaculation upon a girl's unsuspecting eye and then poking her in the eye with the falis. You must then make her keep her eye closed so that it works as an adhesive.
Sean: "Wow look at Courtney she can't open her eye"
Gonzo: "Ya that's because I pulled the jizzo on her last night"
jizzo by G Nizzle April 5, 2005
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A nasty lower class neighborhood in south Memphis, Tennessee in which the young African american gangs beat and sodomize the elderly as a pass-time.
My granddad went to the Jizzo last week, now his asshole is so swollen he cannot leave the hospital bed
Jizzo by Jizzler214 January 3, 2012
Slang term dialect for the male reproductive organ. (EG... penis, cock, johnson, mr. underwood.)
I whipped out my jizzo, and stuck it in her shit.
jizzo by Fine Cuban Cigar September 28, 2003

Jizzo-Amy-ac

Someone who is addicted to cum, jizz, man juice, baby batter, etc.
She loved so cum so much she is a jizzo-Amy-ac!
Jizzo-Amy-ac by Bob Seamen January 5, 2021

Jizzo-Amy-ac

Someone who is addicted to cum, jizz, man juice, baby batter, etc.
She loved so cum so much she is a jizzo-Amy-ac!
Jizzo-Amy-ac by Bob Seamen January 5, 2021

Jizzo'ed 

The act of a person getting ignored when he or she tries to enter a conversation or discussion just because of how boring their talking points is.
This usually is followed by the said person crying to gain a sense of existence.
Ah! we accidently Jizzo'ed Gary during the conversation.

Gary who?
Jizzo'ed by UnhinjedTaboo August 14, 2021
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pod person 

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005
Word of the Day on November 10, 2026
A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
Word of the Day on November 9, 2026

No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
Word of the Day on November 8, 2026
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