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A sexual act of receiving oral sex and then unloading the ejaculation upon a girl's unsuspecting eye and then poking her in the eye with the falis. You must then make her keep her eye closed so that it works as an adhesive.
Sean: "Wow look at Courtney she can't open her eye"
Gonzo: "Ya that's because I pulled the jizzo on her last night"
jizzo by G Nizzle April 5, 2005
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A nasty lower class neighborhood in south Memphis, Tennessee in which the young African american gangs beat and sodomize the elderly as a pass-time.
My granddad went to the Jizzo last week, now his asshole is so swollen he cannot leave the hospital bed
Jizzo by Jizzler214 January 3, 2012
Slang term dialect for the male reproductive organ. (EG... penis, cock, johnson, mr. underwood.)
I whipped out my jizzo, and stuck it in her shit.
jizzo by Fine Cuban Cigar September 28, 2003

Jizzo-Amy-ac

Someone who is addicted to cum, jizz, man juice, baby batter, etc.
She loved so cum so much she is a jizzo-Amy-ac!
Jizzo-Amy-ac by Bob Seamen January 5, 2021

Jizzo-Amy-ac

Someone who is addicted to cum, jizz, man juice, baby batter, etc.
She loved so cum so much she is a jizzo-Amy-ac!
Jizzo-Amy-ac by Bob Seamen January 5, 2021

Jizzo'ed 

The act of a person getting ignored when he or she tries to enter a conversation or discussion just because of how boring their talking points is.
This usually is followed by the said person crying to gain a sense of existence.
Ah! we accidently Jizzo'ed Gary during the conversation.

Gary who?
Jizzo'ed by UnhinjedTaboo August 14, 2021
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