RedBeard53's definitions
The beard a person grows when they miss work because he is sitting on a jury.
Like the playoff beard in sports, the juror's beard is worn until the end of the trial.
Like the playoff beard in sports, the juror's beard is worn until the end of the trial.
Peter: Dude, did you see Richard's beard? It looks like he spent the last week and a half in West Virginia.
Samuel: Nah, he has been in court and is rockin' the juror's beard.
Samuel: Nah, he has been in court and is rockin' the juror's beard.
by RedBeard53 April 11, 2011
Get the Juror's Beardmug. To alleviate the grief or sense of loss of a fellow bro. What a bro does for another bro when he is feeling down.
by RedBeard53 March 6, 2013
Get the Conbrolemug. An immature prank played by baseball players where one player lights another player's laces on fire.
Roger McDowell of the 1986 New York Mets would skillfully wraps a wad of chewing gum around a lit cigarette, then secretly places the contraption on the heel of an unsuspecting teammate (story from SI.com).
Roger McDowell of the 1986 New York Mets would skillfully wraps a wad of chewing gum around a lit cigarette, then secretly places the contraption on the heel of an unsuspecting teammate (story from SI.com).
Mookie Wilson: Do you smell smoke?
Roger McDowell: Nope...
Mookie: Holy shit, my foot is on fire!!!
Roger: Nope, just a hot foot.
Roger McDowell: Nope...
Mookie: Holy shit, my foot is on fire!!!
Roger: Nope, just a hot foot.
by RedBeard53 August 11, 2009
Get the hot footmug. A phrase used by American politicians to imply their opponent is acting like a child by supporting or opposing a certain position.
The irony of the phrase is that most children have an easier time compromising on divisive issues.
The irony of the phrase is that most children have an easier time compromising on divisive issues.
John Boehner: It is time we have an adult conversation about entitlement reform. Democrats need understand the reality of our fiscal situation.
President Obama: Well it's time that WE have an adult conversation about the budget.
Donald Trump: That's fine, but it is time we have an adult conversation about Obama's place of birth.
President Obama: Well it's time that WE have an adult conversation about the budget.
Donald Trump: That's fine, but it is time we have an adult conversation about Obama's place of birth.
by RedBeard53 June 6, 2011
Get the adult conversationmug. A person who sits by while another person tries to accomplish something.
President Obama made the reference when talking about Republicans. Said Obama: "We're down there. It's hot. We were sweating. Bugs everywhere. We're down there pushing, pushing, pushing on the car. Every once in a while we'd look up and see the Republicans standing there. They're just standing there fanning themselves -- sipping on a Slurpee."
President Obama made the reference when talking about Republicans. Said Obama: "We're down there. It's hot. We were sweating. Bugs everywhere. We're down there pushing, pushing, pushing on the car. Every once in a while we'd look up and see the Republicans standing there. They're just standing there fanning themselves -- sipping on a Slurpee."
Newt Gingrich: We need to cut taxes, reduce budget deficit, protect the Constitution, blah, blah, blah....
President Obama: Quit being a slurpee sipper and help us out here!
President Obama: Quit being a slurpee sipper and help us out here!
by RedBeard53 October 21, 2010
Get the Slurpee Sippermug. He says he works construction but he is always traveling to weird parts of the world.... I think he is actually a Virginia farm boy.
...or from the movie Mission Impossible:
Ethan Hunt: Boot it up and anywhere from 30 seconds to 10 minutes you'll have Virginia farm boys hopping around you like jackrabbits.
...or from the movie Mission Impossible:
Ethan Hunt: Boot it up and anywhere from 30 seconds to 10 minutes you'll have Virginia farm boys hopping around you like jackrabbits.
by RedBeard53 February 12, 2010
Get the Virginia Farm Boymug. A phrase you say when somebody performs an action improperly or botches a situation.
The phrase originates from New Zealand.
The phrase originates from New Zealand.
Connor went to kick the rugby ball down the field but it went off the side of his foot and straight out of bounds, after which his coach muttered, "Like a monkey having sex with a basketball."
by RedBeard53 July 13, 2011
Get the Like a Monkey Having Sex with a Basketballmug.