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jizzness 

She wanted to know what my past jizzness was.
jizzness by Zayn400 June 29, 2008
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Jizzness 

When something is so good, it makes you cum all in your pants.
I was listening to 'Turning Japanese' the other day and I spent in my britches. It was the jizzness!
Jizzness by Jamballs June 1, 2010

jizzness 

Fucking done either at lunch break or on company time at or near one's job.
The computers were down at the job, so Mario went to his girlfriend's house just five blocks away for some jizzness.
jizzness by pentozali May 2, 2009

Jizzness 

When someone just jizzed but it ain’t your business!
Mind your jizzness!!!!
Jizzness by mr.jizzness April 24, 2020

Jizzness 

mixture of Jazz and Business for those mentally dyslexic.
It's cool and all that jizzness.
Jizzness by roarimmabear December 20, 2010

Jizzness 

The official name for the moneyshot in pornography. Because men who can ejaculate at the appropriate moment are in such high demand in the movies,they are paid a fortune. Careerr candidates are referred to as @Going into the porn jizzness."
Kathy: For christ's sake Peter get on with it. What are you trying to do, break into the jizzness?
Jizzness by Murky Ditchwater April 16, 2009

jizzness trip 

A speedy getaway for a quick nut lasting no longer than an hour.
I'm so stressed with work man I really gotta call up Cindy and make a jizzness trip.
jizzness trip by Cmoneyyyyyy November 30, 2016
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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