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jizzness

She wanted to know what my past jizzness was.
by Zayn400 June 29, 2008
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Jizzness

When something is so good, it makes you cum all in your pants.
I was listening to 'Turning Japanese' the other day and I spent in my britches. It was the jizzness!
by Jamballs June 1, 2010
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jizzness

Fucking done either at lunch break or on company time at or near one's job.
The computers were down at the job, so Mario went to his girlfriend's house just five blocks away for some jizzness.
by pentozali May 2, 2009
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Jizzness

When someone just jizzed but it ain’t your business!
Mind your jizzness!!!!
by mr.jizzness April 24, 2020
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Jizzness

mixture of Jazz and Business for those mentally dyslexic.
It's cool and all that jizzness.
by roarimmabear December 20, 2010
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Jizzness

The official name for the moneyshot in pornography. Because men who can ejaculate at the appropriate moment are in such high demand in the movies,they are paid a fortune. Careerr candidates are referred to as @Going into the porn jizzness."
Kathy: For christ's sake Peter get on with it. What are you trying to do, break into the jizzness?
by Murky Ditchwater April 16, 2009
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jizzness trip

A speedy getaway for a quick nut lasting no longer than an hour.
I'm so stressed with work man I really gotta call up Cindy and make a jizzness trip.
by Cmoneyyyyyy November 30, 2016
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