Jizzness

When something is so good, it makes you cum all in your pants.

I was listening to 'Turning Japanese' the other day and I spent in my britches. It was the jizzness!

by Jamballs June 01, 2010

Jizzness

When someone just jizzed but it ain’t your business!

Mind your jizzness!!!!

by mr.jizzness April 24, 2020

Jizzness

mixture of Jazz and Business for those mentally dyslexic.

It's cool and all that jizzness.

by roarimmabear December 20, 2010

Jizzness

The official name for the moneyshot in pornography. Because men who can ejaculate at the appropriate moment are in such high demand in the movies,they are paid a fortune. Careerr candidates are referred to as @Going into the porn jizzness."

Kathy: For christ's sake Peter get on with it. What are you trying to do, break into the jizzness?

by Murky Ditchwater April 16, 2009

Jizz

The white shit that comes out your little meat package when you beat it to hard.

Girl: I want to see you jizz.

Guy: Well come over here and beat my meat for me.

Girl: OK!!!

by AceSpaDes80 August 01, 2011

Jizz

When a guy shoots white sticky love juice out of his dick.

Shoot the jizz and out you is

by Onlydicknot August 05, 2018

Jizz

The unfortunate name for a style of music in the Star Wars universe. The famous Cantina Band in a New Hope was playing Jizz.

This Jizz is music to my ears. -Connoisseur of Jizz.

by Deltasword February 11, 2014