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Jizzie Rascal
guy1: "i was trying to sleep last night when some guy poked his penis through my tent door and jizzed, before i could react hed gone"
guy2: "oh looks like uve bin jizzie rascaled mate, unlucky"
guy2: "oh looks like uve bin jizzie rascaled mate, unlucky"
Jizzie Rascal by Clamii October 18, 2008
Related Words
Jizziet • Jizzie-Tit • jizzlet • jizzie • jizzit • Jizzitus • Jizzket • Jizzett • Jizzie D • Jizzie Rascal
Jizzitus
The irritation of the eyes after being jizzed in the face. The symptons resemble those of hayfever..
Me 'alright Stretts, whats wrong with you eyes..?'
Stretts 'went to a gay bar at the weekend and forgot to duck.. Got a full on jizzing... Been to the docs and he says I've got Jizzitus'
Me 'serves you right you cum muncher..!!'
Stretts 'went to a gay bar at the weekend and forgot to duck.. Got a full on jizzing... Been to the docs and he says I've got Jizzitus'
Me 'serves you right you cum muncher..!!'
Jizzitus by The Burgemiester of Torbay.. June 29, 2013
Jizzletastic
A female of sufficient attractiveness such that it elicits a carnal desire to jizzle at the very sight of her.
That Jessica Alba is Jizzletastic!
Jizzletastic by Rhinestone Souron July 26, 2007
jizzintine
a jizzintine is a clementine that you cut a hole into and jizz in it. close it back up and freeze it and serve it as a dessert at a dinner party.
jizzintine by Spartacus(>'.')>69 February 26, 2010
jizziotherapy
jizziotherapy (n). A three minute
one-handed massage that relieves
stiffness for up to half an hour.
one-handed massage that relieves
stiffness for up to half an hour.
jizziotherapy by C February 24, 2004
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