Jizzett
Jizzett by jizzettfangirl October 9, 2019
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jizzotto
a creamy and lumpy batch of spunk as a result of a couple of weeks' build up; esp. when presented on a stomach or chest for the diner to consume.
Any globs of pearl-jam that have the consistency of the creamy rice dish with its distinctive lumps
Any globs of pearl-jam that have the consistency of the creamy rice dish with its distinctive lumps
jizzotto by norris mcsquirter February 22, 2010
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jizzert
When a dude is about to jizz in a girls mouth, he grabs whip cream and unloads in her mouth and fills her mouth with whip cream and she eats it- Jizzert. Also a strawberry may be added to increase flavor.
She wasnt expecting it when i grabbed a can of whip cream came in her mouth and filled it with whip cream and stuffed a strawberry in her mouth, it was a strawberry jizzert.
jizzert by Ray Reynolds February 24, 2008
jizzeptacle
jizzeptacle by Deja law April 3, 2009
jizette
An annoying little white girl
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