116 definitions by C

fancy wank (v). To use an ugly bird's
fanny to save wear and tear on
your hand.
Last night he went out the club and had himself a fancy wank.
by C February 24, 2004
beer mugger (n). The man you discover
has hit you over the head and taken
£5 out of your wallet the morning after
you "nip out for a couple of
pints".
The beer mugger got me again last night.
by C February 24, 2004
a poorly-drawn anime about racing cars and a video game which is a challenge to spend more money buying parts for your cars than the other people who play the game.
I played Initial D once. Then the machine asked for another dollar despite the fact that I won, so I never played again. Ugh.
by C November 29, 2003
The act of sex in missionary position. The woman's legs and the woman's legs (all four approximately parallel) "create" the tines of a fork.
"Men prefer forking, women prefer spooning" he said to me.

They were forking all night long.
by C November 24, 2003
A mixture of swing and jazz.
"Bobby Darin is a great swzz singer."
by C June 17, 2004
A secretary that you would love to bend over the desk and fuck!
Me and all my pals at a very well known law firm are sexytaries!
by C August 5, 2003
Hot Mike-The act of crossing you legs indian style and being able to do a handstand at the same time while taking a shit and letting it roll down your back and balance the shit on ur neck
Instead of using the bathroom mike gave him self a hot mike to use his shit as entertainment
by C March 15, 2005