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A false misconception of what talent is. Shallow, lame, and selfish.

Completely blonde, bottled that is. Multi-millionaire for no reason. Mom and daughter trouble makers. Stage people.

HOAX. No singing talent, or knowledge. No live performances. Ever. Moves like she has a wedgie, and has ants in her bra.

Fans=boys who want to fantasize, but can't access porn. Fans=girls who think everyones jealous, because of their awful beauty. Look up narcissism, Paris Hilton, and Britney Spears.
Reality TV star fame. Teeny Boppers. Sick men/boys. Fools.
by C February 04, 2004

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With his trademark bouffant hairdo, designer sunglasses, and tan tracksuit, "Dear Leader" Kim Jong Il, is the quinessential mad dictator. Ruling over the impoverished and isolated nation of North Korea, Kim Jong Il has been responsible for the mass starvation, torture, and opression of millions of people. He has also perpetrated an insane personality cult centering around him and his late father Kim Il Sung. The dictator has also taken an interest in nuclear weaponry and acts of state sponsored terrorism.
Kim Jong Il drinks imported cognac and dines on fresh lobster while his people eat grass off the hillsides.
by C May 11, 2004

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The only reason I watched Monster's Ball (twice).
Halle Berry is the only reason I watched Monster's Ball (twice).
by C August 29, 2003

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A "rainbow party" is supposed to be a party where girls wear different shades of lipstick and suck a guy off. In actuality, it is a term invented by Oprah and no teen had heard of it until her show in 2004.
Oprah invented rainbow parties so parents can lock up their teens and send them to boarding school.
by C March 14, 2005

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The best women's liberal arts college in the country, and 4th best liberal arts college in the country (US News 2005).

Alums include: Madeleine Albright, Nora Ephron, Jean Kilbourne, Hillary Rodham, Molly Campbell, Diana Chapman Walsh, Diane Sawyer.
My boss is a Wellesley College alumna.
by C March 15, 2005

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cunning linguist (n). one who's quick with the tongue.
Women love nothing more than a good cunning linguist
by C February 24, 2004

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"Women who will" (TM)...

...make advances in medicine
...publish award winning novels
...win nobel prizes
...achieve their dreams
...kick your ass for stereotyping them
Wellesley Women get things done, when they choose.
by C March 15, 2005

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