Jizzket

The act of busting a load in your blanket then sleeping in it all night long.

The cleaning lady got a cardiac arrest when she accidently got a load all over her hands from my jizzket.

by Donald Dicksuck December 16, 2017

Jizzket

Taking a biscuit that's open and jizzing in it while your victim isn't looking.

Hey, Tommy, I just made you a jizzket.

by thebackwudzbro August 24, 2009

Jizzletastic

A female of sufficient attractiveness such that it elicits a carnal desire to jizzle at the very sight of her.

That Jessica Alba is Jizzletastic!

by Rhinestone Souron July 26, 2007

jizzlet

(actual definition) a drop of jizz dangling from any object just about to drip but just wont fall..

she has a jizzlet hanging off her chin

by abearproductions September 18, 2010

Jizzkerchiefs

To help fap with your fanny. The name was invented by Auntie Mabel on the BBC TV Programme 'Come Outside'.

Auntie Mabel: "Jizz in the bag, jizz on the wrapper. Jizzkerchiefs!"

by Edie Featherstone October 10, 2018

jizzlet

a drop of jizz left in your girlfriends hair after spraying it in her face

dam girl u got a jizzlet in ur hair

by bobo December 7, 2004

jizzlet

Someone who talkes about jizz all the time mostly because of the song "Jizz in my pants"

omG i just Jizzed in my pants.HAHA thats my jizzlet right there!

by Snuff y luffy January 11, 2009