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The act of busting a load in your blanket then sleeping in it all night long.

The cleaning lady got a cardiac arrest when she accidently got a load all over her hands from my jizzket.

Jizzket by Donald Dicksuck December 16, 2017

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Jizzket

Taking a biscuit that's open and jizzing in it while your victim isn't looking.

Hey, Tommy, I just made you a jizzket.

Jizzket by thebackwudzbro August 24, 2009

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Jizzletastic

A female of sufficient attractiveness such that it elicits a carnal desire to jizzle at the very sight of her.

That Jessica Alba is Jizzletastic!

Jizzletastic by Rhinestone Souron July 26, 2007

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jizzlet

(actual definition) a drop of jizz dangling from any object just about to drip but just wont fall..

she has a jizzlet hanging off her chin

jizzlet by abearproductions September 18, 2010

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Jizzkerchiefs

To help fap with your fanny. The name was invented by Auntie Mabel on the BBC TV Programme 'Come Outside'.

Auntie Mabel: "Jizz in the bag, jizz on the wrapper. Jizzkerchiefs!"

Jizzkerchiefs by Edie Featherstone October 10, 2018

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jizzlet

a drop of jizz left in your girlfriends hair after spraying it in her face

dam girl u got a jizzlet in ur hair

jizzlet by bobo December 7, 2004

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jizzlet

Someone who talkes about jizz all the time mostly because of the song "Jizz in my pants"

omG i just Jizzed in my pants.HAHA thats my jizzlet right there!

jizzlet by Snuff y luffy January 11, 2009

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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.

Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade

Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026

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floxi

Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).

After we broke up, he was floxi to me.

floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009

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leafers

NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.

New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.

leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005

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Respectfully

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.

Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.

Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

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