jizzfarm

A jizzfarm is a hottie, male or female, that induces sex or masturbation.

I was up all night with pics of that jizzfarm in my head. I'm spent.

by Snow27 October 20, 2011

jizzfart

when you have anal and he busts in your ass and when you fart the jizz shoots out.

Dave shot my load in Sara's asshole and she jizzfarted all over his face.

by queen queef December 9, 2008

Jizzfarts up yesterday

To be hungry

Izaak: man I haven't eaten since last night
Dagen: jizzfarts up yesterday?
Izaak: yeah man

by Bonkzzz April 6, 2022

Jizzfarmer

one who raises and tends to jizz as if it were a cash crop

I wish my husband wasn't a jizzfarmer because he always expects me to clean him up after a day in the fields.

by Jerandam June 20, 2008

Jizzfart

When you are jerking and you fart and cum so hard

I was fapping and I farted so hard I came
So I jizzfart

by Nocry May 25, 2018

Jizz Farm

A sperm bank

Connor is shooting blanks so he, and his wife went to a jizz farm to get a bun in the oven.

by Donewaiting September 7, 2016