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shooting jizzy streams out of the pen0r during a state of heightened sexual pleasure. jizzgasms are usually accompanied by groans and/or convulsions and could be a result of mansechs, buttsechs, or any other type of sechs. (see also, snoodling and felching)
i just busted a redonkulous, gigantic jizzgasm al in that bitchs mouth and hair, and now she better get some spermicide in that shit or her little jailbait cumguzzling jizzpuppet cockflute is gonna have some fucking sperm in her bloodstream, BEEEATCH!
by gdk cockgleamer September 26, 2005
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When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods
Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak
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A large expulsion of male ejaculate, orgasm.
I jizzgasmed all over that slut-ass ho's face, dawg.
by Tyson Holstein April 24, 2003
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to jizz like a wildebeest during an orgasm; sometimes referred to as dropping a bucket of white paint
*after a jizzgasm* dude did somebody drop a bucket of white paint? ummm....yeah. They went....that way. O_O better go get them. o.O...>.>....o.e......BITCH GO GET THEM!
by Chuck Lee Bobby February 08, 2010
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1.the self-explanatory word for the male orgasm
2. projectile ejaculate; explosive expulsion of semen
3. a big mess
" Clean up! Your room looks like a big jizzgasm! "
by Oprah's Vagina May 16, 2006
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